
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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The other one was MADE to give me my name back.
Sex, eh? Well on that front I can beat you all. Fucking back-stabbing, whippernsnackers. Let me tell you about sex.
Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.
Yeah?
Beat that.
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 16:01, 28 replies)

Why should I? You think you own this place, you and little Shambolina.
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( , Fri 23 May 2014, 17:34, closed)

George! is you too, isn't it?
Feel a bit sorry for actually, being a dick is one thing - but creating 'hilarious' accounts to troll yourself stupid is just desperate. Desperate and lonely.
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 17:53, closed)

( , Fri 23 May 2014, 19:09, closed)

I am Dr S
As in Doctor Skagra
THE ORIGINAL, you might say
Sweeties!
xxxxxx
( , Sat 24 May 2014, 15:11, closed)

Bluffing only really works when you're the brightest player in the game, pet. And you're not even the brightest stuffed toy on your bed.
And it's a bit late to delete the post that have it away, pudding.
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 19:19, closed)

are you 11 or something?
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 18:06, closed)

"Look at me, I'm here!"
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 18:19, closed)

but everything about this hurts my brain.
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 19:47, closed)

still makes no sense though
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 20:10, closed)
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