Umm Bit of an Odd question
Howdy y'all

Say I had an idea for a tv show (a kids style show for growed ups) and wanted to pitch it to someone how would I go about it?

And not get fucked over would be nice as well.
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:49, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ipswich Beer Festival
Had a cracking time and had my fair share of ales so quite enjoyed it!

Did anyone else make it?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Coffee? Are you sure?
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26917664/?GT1=43001
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Opinions on a postcard please....
I went out with a very good mate of mine on Friday for a fairly heavy night, and she told me that her and my flatmate (her boyfriend) had had a threesome with another friend of mine. What she didn't know is that I'm pretty good mates with his girlfriend. The girlfriend and him were round at ours for dinner a week or so ago, where they were talking about wanting kids. Now that I know what he's been up to I feel physically sick hearing all this shit with hindsight. I can't see him again, but I also can't let him know that I know.

Why do people do this to peole they supposedly love? The two of them have been together for ever and I've always looked up to them as a pairing. Knowing this would destroy her.

In my opinion, anyone who cheats on their partner should be forced to watch their daughters raped in front of them, to gain even a modicum of understanding of the pain they have caused to the other person.

/rant
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:28, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bollocks to Monday working
Let's chat here instead.

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( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:25, 365 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Die Welle / The Wave
Did anyone else see this as yet? If not - it comes HIGHLY recommended; I went to see it Friday evening and was blown away by it.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:31, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jesus!
Isn't Guildford the nicest town in the world? Well it is to me after living in Wednesbury for 23 years.

To Guildford!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:09, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why do some people have 'home sweet home' pictures on their posts?
I need a piss.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:48, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So my nextdoor neighbour
has started hammering things loudly again.
Kaol, how quickly can you get here?



( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:46, 224 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I JUST HAD A PISS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 7:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

G'nite mum
So at 10am UK time, 2am US time my family are scattering mums ashes off Brighton Pier.
love you mum and miss you xxx
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:10, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning all
I'm still getting used to there being two of us here (in my house that is) on a Saturday.

How are you guys?




P.S. BGB, have you been to the post office yet?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:52, 256 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good morning early risers!
Can I ask for some help please?

Firefox and Adobe Flash Player related - I can watch youtube etc when using IE but Firefox keeps asking me to D/L Flash Player. I D/L it and when I try to install it tells me to shut Firefox, then nothing happens.

Please help techno-gobshite!

thanks
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:57, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good evening all!
I just got back from my fishing vacation, caught lots of lovely trouts and had a wonderful time.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Given the subject of the QOTW
I was wondering how old people were when they lost their cherry?

I always thought that 16 was OK but people tend to look at me like some kind of tart.

How about you guys?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:11, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Roll up roll up
Well I'm having a night in as I want to be on the road at 3:30 tonight. What are you doing with your evening?


( Captain V, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:16, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

b3ta bash memories
BGB and I are on the train again. Just wanted to say what a fantastic time we had last night!

I'll post more later from a computer as this iPod is annoying to type on.

EDIT: okay, we're back home.

I really want to thank everyone who showed up. As I said several times last night- Davros Grandad is right. I have yet to meet a b3tan that I didn't instantly click with and really like. From the belming contest with DG and Tourettes and Boss Keloid to giving althegeordie a huge public hug to standing outside with the smokers, it's been a fantastic time.

And most importantly of all, I really owe an enormous debt to BGB for being the best hostess and tour guide anyone could ever ask for.

If any of you lot manage to get over to the States, PLEASE come to the east coast! If you're within a six hour drive of Richmond I'll come and find you and have a beer. (That translates to anywhere from New Jersey to South Carolina and as far west as Ohio and Kentucky, btw.) And if you can make it to Richmond I'll take you on a tour of some of my favorite spots there- and buy you beer.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:08, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No time wasters or tyre kickers.
Anyone who's bought a car or bike from ebay will have seen this message.

I was reminded of it earlier when I took my bike in for a service and was asked how often I check the tyre pressure. At this point I feel I should point out that by 'bike' I really mean 'scooter' (it is a Vespa and has a whole 125cc's, so almost credible), so not really a bike at all, more like a toy with an engine. For someone who has reached the age of 32 and hasn't yet had a single driving lesson, it's good enough, I can tell you.

Anyway, back to the story: "how often do you check your tyre pressure?" asked the fella with pound signs for pupils. "Um." I responded. Truth is, I tend to kick the tyres about once a week, and if they don't give too much I jump on, twist, and go. Of course I lied and said I check them regularly.

Why is it though, that tyre kicking seems a suitable means of checking a vehicle's quality? If you sought an opinion on your health and the response was a kick in the shins, you'd be pretty fucking pissed off.
( Moey, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Morning folks
Friday at last!

and I have next week off work. Check me out!

How was the bash? How was not going to the bash?

Tell all within....


( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:29, 345 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

At last, what you've all been waiting for!
and will have to wait for a little bit longer because it hasn't processed yet!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=noTJvSNAaI8

a video of my band playing one of our instrumentals. It was recorded on my digital camera, so quality isn't ideal, but you get the idea.

I'm the handsome devil with the beard and the lovely gold guitar.

As mentioned above, this might not be working yet because youtube hasn't finished processing it as I write this.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:38, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well it's evening times
My weekend has started as I have a day off tomorrow. Lots of drinking to do this evening me thinks.

How are the rest of you non-bashers?


( Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:49, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fucksocks
I'm the last person in the office
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:36, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Surely teh best news of the day?


www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3079540/Krypton-Factor-quiz-may-return-to-television-screens.html

And this time around I'm old enough to enter!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:15, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahahaha Want one:-
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7635225.stm

For post pub incidents
(jmaxi returned again on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I also also have a question
Why is it when a dog has sex with several different breeds of dog and has mongrel puppies its acceptable but when I have sex with several breeds of dogs I get arrested?
( Peej, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 13:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I also have a question
Why is it that you can sleep all night in the same position and wake feeling all refreshed and rejuvenated with no ill effects whatsoever, but when you sit or lie in the same position for too long while awake you get uncomfortable and then lingering aches and pains?*

*may have spent too long lazing on arse recently

Btw, this is a serious question. I have been sitting here for some time (getting uncomfortable) pondering the biological/physical mechanisms behind it.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 13:30, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Quick question
If you step onto a moving escalator, which is going up, and you quickly realise that you need to be on the level that you was already on, do you turn around and try to get down the moving escalator?

In another example, if there was only an up escalator, which meant that getting back down a level would entail the manual labour of actually walking down a normal set of stairs, situated two minutes away, would this sway you into trying to get back down the escalator?

In short: I have too much time on my hands and Wood Green needs more downward travelling escalators.
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe Humpty or someone can help here

But in Scandanavian countries, when they have just about agreed a deal, do they say:

"Right, we just need to dot the 'A's and cross the 'O's"



I'm sorry, but these things just pop into my head.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 12:09, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The credit crunch is not all bad
As evidence, I offer you this: newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7634975.stm

Take that, Lord Rothermere!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)