What's your favourite image? Post it.
EDIT: Calm down Frank.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:01, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I live in Kensington now, does anyone else here live in Kensington?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, there are actually some EDl flag wavers in the pub.
I'm not terribly comfortable with them being here, but so far have done nothing to get kicked out.
One of them just asked me "why, the more liberal you get, is it that you get stupider?"
Weird bald old red booted idiots.

Alt: What are you doing to celebrate St George?

altalt: Favourite place to spend a sunny afternoon?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:38, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Best cum face of a previous sexual partner?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:04, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you could choose one in four whiskey which car would you drink drive in?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:56, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Best Van Persie goal this season?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:07, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Rob fingers kids

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:43, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you were offered a house within five mile of where you live are there any properties that'd tempt you to move?
Alt: Which two spirits without amixer taste the best? I'm told a combination of sambuca and amaretto is very nice.

Altalt: Does anywhere else in the country use 'raging' as a catch-all for describing a negative emotion? (e.g. "Some cunt just looked at me funny, I was pure raging so I was")Also, how misused is the word 'literally' where you live?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:26, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Al is a cunt.
Who's fucked the most fellow forum members on here?


( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:48, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Greetings from Poland you bunch of dull pricks.
There hasn't been some decent bullying on here for sometime. Who should be selected and picked on? Why?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:07, 230 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ we're shit this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:40, 213 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, is today going to be a better day?
What can YOU do to improve this place? Your B3ta needs YOU.

Alt: are you a hygiene and neat freak, or a secret slob? Tell us tales of OCD or slutty filth.

Altalt: least suitable breakfast food?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:25, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning.
How's it going OT?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:15, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No images tonight eh?
Enough people have lost their jobs today as it is.

Alt: What's for supper?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:36, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening
Ikea have bumped my sofa delivery to next week, as opposed to this week WHEN I'M NOT WORKING like they originally proposed. I mean I can work from home but it's the bloody principle.

Who's peeving you in this, the post-work graveyard?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:09, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:33, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so I've been busy, did anyone follow a single word of my advice about how to actually block images in your browser?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:21, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

St Georges day tomorrow!
How are you all going to celebrate something that means fuck all?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:10, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Book thread?
I've recently discovered "Graham Joyce" 's books, they're really good. I'm reading the tooth fairy at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:15, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Regarding images
This website was built on CDC's. Admittedly some people got a little carried away reposting the same image last night.

B3th I feel a bit sorry for you, people moan to you about things that you clearly can't influence. Contact Rob. If you can't get hold of him then ask another mod to contact him on your behalf.

Chompy Stop moaning. The site functionality supports images. If that is going to get you in to trouble at work then don't waste work time on /OT.

Dozer Try being original instead of copying other people's images and taking things too far.

Frank Check 'em.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:51, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Horrible pan pipe Andean shit music.
It's been playing all morning, it's shite. What's annoyed you so far?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 11:16, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So I went to sandbanks for a stagdo this weekend.
Pretty darn nice there. First time I've been. I was expecting bournmouth to be a bit of a shit hole.

So anyway I did coasteering and it knackered the shit out of me, when did you last realise you were shit/unfit/old?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:05, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mods are in bed, post gifs


I've got the week off work, what should I do?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:37, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
Firefox: Tools - Options - Content - uncheck "Load images automatically" or add an exception for b3ta.com

IE: Make a text file called "offtopic.css" with this content:

.post1 img, .post2 img {display: none}

save it in My Documents, go to Internet Options - General - Accesibility - Format documents with my style sheet, browse to the offtopic.css file, ok ok ok ok

Opera: make the offtopic.css file as for IE, go to Tools - Preferences - Advanced - Content - Style Options, browse to offtopic.css, ok ok ok ok

Chrome: hahaha yeah right, like anyone uses that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:26, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning /ot
So it’s “Earth Day” today the brain child of Gaylord Nelson
According to Nakers list of days it’s also “Jimmy’s Day” what the hell is that?


www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-doodle-celebrates-earth-day-2013-8582170.html

How are environmentally friendly?


Alt: the weather is nice the sun is shining I’m in a good mood, what kind of mood are you in today?

Alt:alt: …….



………………


I’m just going to move the giant pink cock down out of sight ok?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:03, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

247 days to christmas!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 6:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I sure hope b3th gets up early, otherwise there's going to be a lot of people losing their jobs tomorrow.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:17, Reply)