This a new thread.
I had some chive Primula today for nostalgia reasons, it was fucking gash. I do still like butterscotch Angel Delight though.

What old skool NOMS do you still enjoy and what is utter shit that you can't believe you used to love eating?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:49, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well this is good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:10, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well, someone killed that last thread
so i've just been to the new burrito place, although i stuck to my cup-a-soup and didn't eat anything. what do you put in a burrito?

alt: are you in favour of the royal family? what would you do with them if not?

altalt: see above, but replace with fat people, ie 300lbs and above?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:12, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Talk about tuib's album HERE!
Or, just discuss your lunch, you disgusting fat fuckers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 12:10, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wow we're really on fire today.
Who is worse, sci fi knobs or steampunk goths?

Alt: dunno, soz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:24, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Here's a gif to cheer you all up on your return to work.


I'm not working today, so I'll get some high-end gaming done. What are you doing instead of working?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:40, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
Nice weekend? Mine was ace.

Alt: How does this week look for you? Mine should be OK and this coming weekend should be good too. Isn't that nice?

Altalt: I imagine it was quiet on here over the weekend, what with the London Sci Fi festival and the Whitby goth weekend and all. What utter pricks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:40, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i've got a tense headache

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:15, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am back you mongaloids
What do you lot think of Daves selective editing of sweary words?

(Dave the channel not my gimp I keep locked in Skelenators closet)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:31, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

UPDATE!
I'm no longer watching Lovejoy, I'm now watching the end of the Cannonball Run.

It's shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:33, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

whats going on

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

dropped the yout off and am now in the juicer
what you up to?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:56, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd like everyone at BT to have their eyes burnt out with red hot pokers
and then syphilitic gibbons to piss into the sockets.

How's your day gone?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:29, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

WEEKEND'S HERE POST IMAGES


How are you celebrating my birthday this weekend? I'm hitting the bright lights ofSudbury, Suffolk and drinking until I fall over or some pissed up rural twat tries to pick a fight.

Or it's time to get my taxi home.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:17, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I may start a rumor
That Nakers got beat up by a Dutch dyke and ended up in a canal and almost drowned, luckily Mark Almond saved him and gave him the kiss of life……the only way he can repay the debt is by being Mark’s bitch for the rest of the weekend.

Start a rumor of your own…

Alt: Morning you bunch of hapless cunts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 8:21, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what are you up to

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 22:05, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone seen gobbo?
On hollyoaks, tell him to watch the +1 one on E4 today and pause it for a few seconds. There's a bit where you can see Shinade's white knickers. Right up her fanny. It's proper good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:10, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was going to suggest that you all do this as it is an excellent charity and quite a good fundraising idea.
nightin.macmillan.org.uk/

But then I remembered that you're Internet People and never fucking leave the house anyway.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:42, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So anyway,
I paid £1.50 to have a letter delivered to me that the post office had kept because it didn't have any postage paid on it. It arrived yesterday, and turned out to be a rejection letter from an interview I had 4 weeks ago. Which I already knew about because I had to ring them up last week because I hadn't heard anything from them.

When did you last waste £1.50?

Alt: people who wear odd socks - wacky, pricks, or probably content in the knowledge that they never have to worry about why they never seem to have a matching pair because the washing machine seems to eat them?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:00, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, as no-one paid attention when I said this just now, I'll say it again.
I just got a new straight razor and I might try it tomorrow, but as I'm off to a wedding in the afternoon then I may wait in case I cut my face to ribbons.

How do you shave?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:08, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

False economy.
What isn't it worth scrimping on?

Alt. Something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:39, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So I’m really forgetful, especially when it comes to names, what are you shit at?
Alt: here’s one for Monty
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22065978
When did you last struggle financially? How did you make ends meet?

Alt:alt: If Battered was a close and personal friend how would you cheer him up at this time?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:42, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enough misery and gayness. It's FRIDAY!
What do you have to look forward to, this weekend or coming up?

Alt. What's your favourite quote?

My mate is going to Blackpool tomorrow. I fucking depsise that hole of a place.

What do you hate?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:41, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so i went to see pink at the o2 last night
and as i got off the tube, i stopped to text my friend and see which bar she was in. glanced down at my foot. a giant bag of weed was just sitting there, resting against it. weird. i would have picked it up but i hate weed and there were security guards a-lurking. so i left it for someone else to find. what would you have done?

alt: what have you found recently or at all?

altalt: LUNCH??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:40, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone want to suck my willy?
its not all that but I'm drunk so I won't come
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:53, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha divorce eh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:17, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Before I went to bed last night I pulled my boxers off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:40, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)