FOOOOOOOOD

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 16:04, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I asked before but no one really answered
what should I get mrs ape for our third anniversary, leather. Consider that she doesn't need a bag, wallet or belt...i could get shoes, but she's got me shoes so...

alt: best forrin food that's not one of the normal ones like indian/chinese/thai/italian/french etc.

altalt: Where's frank, did he get binned by the authorities?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:31, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So what do you have planned for this week? Anything less than dull for a change?
Alt: go on then; lunch?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:43, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucks sake are we going to limp along in that thread all day?
Why is everyone so shit? You got problems at home or something?

Alt: Make up a stupid name for Harters' stupid pet.
Keep it to yourself though, eh.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:24, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
For the dad's here how was fathers day?

For the others how was Sunday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 7:38, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha starting new threads hahahaha
hahahaha yeah hahahahahaahahahaahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:34, Reply)

Jeff says I should start a new thread
So I have. I don't give a fuck, I'm ratarsed again but I have made an intriguing QOTwanker suggestion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 20:25, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha Tim
hahaha yeah

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 19:43, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

C'MON TIM!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 17:38, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha joke accounts
hahahahahaha yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 10:19, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Marriage Counsellor
It looks like Charles Saatchi has been using off topic.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 9:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i've got a compacted bowel
what have you got
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 16:47, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha gym hahahaha
yeah

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 9:24, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Get up you lazy gits
I'm off to the gym (haha yeah gym like that's a place hahahaha) and then drive to the Essex coast for sunny pub lunch!

What about you lot? Come forward and admit you're at work so yea and verily may we mocketh ye
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 8:47, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahahaha

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Friday Evening
In? Out?

Imma drinkin light foaming ale and falling asleep.

Rockanfuckinrollmuthafukkas.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha friday
hahahahaha yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:53, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Friday afternoon generic wind down thread
I have numerous shitty tasks to get over and done with before 5pm and the pub. I have coffee, RATM Live and Dairy Milk Oreo to get me through it.

How are you surviving Friday?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:22, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey guys
In Kroney's latest profile picture he looks distressingly like one of the chuckle brothers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:20, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya gang it's me, Monty!!!! Yes, that's right, Monty.
You know, from the internet.

I'm really fucking bored, really fucking tired and need to keep myself occupied to prevent time from standing still for the rest of the afternoon.

Can anyone recommend some diverting "web sites" that I can go on without getting sacked?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:49, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty Python:
Good?
Brilliant?
Not your taste but you can understand why some people like it?
Utter shite?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:43, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha Syria
hahahahaha

yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:16, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha weekend plans hahahaha
hahahaha yeah shaving

haha

yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:08, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WEEKEND PLANS THREAD
Go team Autism!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:30, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

IMPORTANT SHAVING ANNOUNCEMENT
So, I purchased a packet of Feather blades. These are japanese and a reputed to be amongst the sharpest blades available on the market.

I was a little cynical that they would feel any different to the other blades I tried, and given that they cost about three times as much I wasn't sure they would even be good value for money.

However, I was wrong, they are noticeably sharper and appear to be long lasting too so they will be my blade of choice from now on.

As you were.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:52, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning.
How are we all today?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:12, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Isn't Battered from Birmingham?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 21:36, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

can we have a decent normal thread for once

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:31, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)