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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:11,
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if you could make toast a different colour then what colour would you oh I can't be bothered just kill your fucking selves ok(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 1:44, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
who do you reckon would win a fight between Frank and the police officer responding to the incident in the supermarket?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:09,
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who do you reckon would win a fight between doctor who and the matrix?(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 21:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
ArsebiscuitsI am on step 20 of 25 in assembling my TV unit. It says I should have 4 short dowels left and instead I have 2 long dowels. Either I've fucked up at an earlier stage or they fucked up in the packing.
Dunno what to do now. If I had a saw I could cut them in half I suppose.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:09,
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hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha evening thread hahahahaha(, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 17:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So it would appear that Quinten has returned to us in the guise of Reginald Donkeyfuck.Welcome back you little scamp.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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Monty's last DJ Gigb3ta.com/links/WTF_QUACK_LIKE_A_DUCK
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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It's only the fucking weekend!What excitement does it hold for you today, offtopic?
I shall be mostly cleaning my kitchen and trying to finish a book I've been trying to finish for about a month.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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Isn't babestation shite? Discuss.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 4:03,
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It's late, I'm tired, and I want to switch off the house lights, switch off the workers, go night vision and hang every fucking actor in this building because they can't get their fucking lines right.Who would you like to despatch, silence, or even as the special forces gentlemen say; "Slot"? And how would you do it?
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:37,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 18:36,
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Hiya guys, only me! Yes, that's right - me. You know, I'm always on here.Yeah it is a bit isn't it.
Looks like I'm going to be stuck at home on my own this evening as my missus has to work. What delights or otherwise does Freeder Neet hold for YOU, you prick?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:30,
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2013 - good year or badHas this year been good to you or bad to you? Why?
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Fuck off - weekend plans?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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Oprah was refused a bag and cries racism.www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23626340
When was the last time you were told you were told you couldn't afford something?
Like the sale person wouldn't recognise Oprah.
When was the last time you went unnoticed?
(Not you, Frank)
Alt. Lunch innit/weekend plans/YM
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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I was woken up by the rain in bed last nightI was also riding the Midnight Bongle Express. Can't imagine what I could've been dreaming about. What wakes you up in the middle of the night saluting the troops?
Alt: What the fuck is the matter with you people? You haven't got the sense you were born with.
Altalt: I'm not a fan of lawyers, but being eaten in a gruesome yet comedic way by a dinosaur in a PG film is 'not on' and maybe even 'beyond the pale'. What do you think kids?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:52,
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New Frank-proof non-deletable thread.Because seriously, that guy's a mental.
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Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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seriously though, I would like to be at the top of the page(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:35, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
CroudfundingI love the whole Croundfunding revolution that has popped up over the last year or two. The basic idea is you make a video and pitch an idea to websites like www.indiegogo.com www.kickstarter.com , and you lay down different goals such as £5 and you get your name on a list, £50 and you get the product, £100 you get a limited edition product, £5000 and you get 50 of the product.
But it's used for all sort of things, like music projects, films, gadgets'n'gizmos, software.... anything really. Some projects are producing rediculous amounts of money, like this one that has hit the $9m marker.
If you make your goal, the money gets released/taken, otherwise, not. It's like a Dragon's Den really, I might go for it with my latest idea.
Alt: I found a picture of monty's bedroom when growing up: i.imgur.com/uwlC2ku.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:59,
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hey where did my thread go, this is fucking bullshit(, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:44, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Great news! Richard Curtis appears to be retiring!
What was the last great news you had?
Alt: what makes a good leader? Are you one? who is?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 7:07,
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Busy here this evening, innit.NOT!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:37,
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My day has been shit, why was your day shitAlternatively share why was your day good then kill yourself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:30,
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