Can a news thread save an ailing Thursday?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25757474
Why did she go back after being raped? Women, eh?!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25759909
One for Tangles...

Alt. Why are you all being rubbish?

AltAlt. I like Indian food, sparkling wine, horror movies and nature shows. What do you like?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:55, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Which is better, fish or cheese?
Think carefully, choose wisely.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:38, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well this is good!!
In light of recent scandals involving PA's (Nigella, Brooks etc.)
What scandals would come out about you?
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/whats-it-like-to-work-for-somebody-famous-9059956.html

Alt. I watched Arachnohobia before bed last night. Not my smartest move. I don't have a fear of spiders but it made me squirm a bit.
What makes you squirm?

Altalt. Lunch? I've got Italian Chicken and pasta.

AltAltAlt. Think of ways to entice newcomers to B3ta. I suggest an aggressive pamphlet campaign

Best I could do on short notice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:15, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If you couldn't live in the 20th or 21st centuries, which previous century would you chose?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:41, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Let's talk feet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:25, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bonjour, ca va?
Merci beauoup pour le lettre dernier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 7:37, 127 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

All a pack of bollocks, really
I only come here in the evening because I work for a living, but I notice that days are a lot slimmer since Monty flounced.

Makes you wonder how he fills his days now...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:17, 148 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening gang, I don't want to be associated with dozer's perversions
Has that little scamp "naked ape" been behaving himself?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:19, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Let's talk feet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:43, 84 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright OT?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/edinburgh-sperm-whale-is-taken-to-landfill-9061091.html

What a dignified end...
What do you want to happen after you die? Funeral? Cremation? Sea burial?

Alt. Describe a perfect weekend away.
I'd love a nice forest cabin trip, but not driving makes it a nightmare to get to these things.

AltAlt. I upset a Sugababe on Twitter last night. She actually messaged me directly. Who was the last person (besides me) that you upset?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:06, 205 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New/retro
Are you up to date or stuck in the past? New technology or old? Clothes? Music?

Alt:
I CALL LUNCH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:48, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

1337 h4x0rz
www.vogue.co.uk

Do the following series of keypresses (it's the Kunami code; video game fans).

Secret Debug Code:
- Up up, down down, left, right, left, right, A, B
Secret volocoraptor-in-a-forck code:
- up up, down down, left right, left, left, right, B, A

So, ernnnm tell me right, how are you going to "Sort. It. Out." ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 11:22, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New thread.
What, other than golf is duller and more racist than Rory and Swipe's incessant flirting?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright, OT?
I'm new here. Marvel at my glossy sheen.

Alt: Is it really worth signing up to B3ta in 2013/2014?
(showman, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:42, 175 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Startin' a new thread here as it's morning.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 7:51, 43 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Startin' a new thread here as I can't be arsed scrolling all that way to the right.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 19:58, 91 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hi, i said something in a thread on here earlier and then i forgot about it
i don't want you to think that i was being intentionally rude, i hope you are all well xxx
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:54, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well after all that.
Is frog under Rachel's thumb? Meat free pizza sounds it. Low fat cheese? Grow some testicles and put your foot down. Really.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:07, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright?
Now we are deep into January, how is your week/month/year panning out so far?

Alt:
Is that a new blouse? Have you lost weight? You look great!
SHIT CHAT UP LINES
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:07, 247 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dreams can come true.
Do you lot dream vividly? I always remember my dreams and they are ALWAYS a bit odd. Just last night me and a few mates were being chased through the Arndale by a massive T-Rex.

Alt. Relationship news link. Seems gays are happier. Saying that our relationships often sour quicker! Mind, this whole board is a plethora of relationship wins and fails, so I suppose it's what you make it.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-key-to-a-happy-relationship-be-gay-or-childless-or-make-tea-9057349.html

AltAlt. Alright? Is your heart still in this delightful grey message board?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:31, 138 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cheese thread! Let's all talk cheese!
Alt: BATTERED IS A PRICK
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:14, 141 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cockinafrock story comes to a head.
metro.co.uk/2014/01/14/coronation-street-hayley-cropper-cancer-suicide-storyline-could-lead-to-copycat-deaths-experts-warn-4261928/?ITO=facebook
Do you think soaps should portray this, because there will be copycats? Views on the right to end your own life?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:53, 72 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Shall we try a newslink then?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10570167/Man-shot-dead-for-texting-in-Florida-cinema.html

Over-reaction, or justifiable homicide? Ever wished you could do sonething similar?

alt: Suggest a new username for Rory

altalt: er...that's it till GJ or Swipe get here and the bullying can start
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 8:47, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Made a cracking dinner, new invention, damn pleased with it.
You alright mate? You seem a bit down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:44, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Old Rory's really been trying today hasn't he?
Poor little lamb's not had a bite though.
When was the last time you had your patience tested?

Alt. Anything exciting in the week ahead or is it same old shite?

AltAlt. I've just discovered the delights of Aloe Water. What have you discovered lately?

As you were.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 16:47, 178 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright frogtopicers, you have been doing a terrible job today, I'm ashamed of all of you.
When was the last time you were ashamed or embarrassed? I fell asleep in the cinema and snored.
Alt: Did you have a lovely weekend or what? I did, I done some DIY stuff and ate sweets.
Altalt: How are you, you know, in yourself? Is everything okay hun? Xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 14:49, 222 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Xmas Party Fails...
What are the terrible things your co-workers or you yourself got up to at your Xmas parties?
Have you got photo or video blackmail content that means you are getting cups of tea made for you till 2018?
( b3tz, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 13:48, 59 replies, latest was 11 years ago)