What would you like to add to your history?
Changes you would make in your past?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:44, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lol Frog you prick.
Alt: What would you like to delete from your history?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 13:05, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

DELETION!

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 11:48, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who would win an off-topic cunt-off between Paraphimosis and Rory?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:36, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who would win a celebrity cunt off between Jamie Theakston versus Johnny Vaughan?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 20:40, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I just had a conference call with someone so monumentally, catastrophically and irredeemably thick I wanted to beat them to death with their own stupid conference phone
What's annoyed you today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:24, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Apparently Rolf sang Jake the Peg at his trial to impress thejury. Ffs. What else seems to be a crap idea in retrospect? Apart from ym?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:29, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, offtopic is closing down on the 25th?
How should we make the most of our last time together? I think I'm going to wake up in the shower and its all been a dream

Festivals. I was reminded of my first trip to Glastonbury at the weekend. Are they your "bag"? Or is the hairdryer cord not long enough to plug in there?

Alt:
Has Jaysum been bummed to death at his lesbowedding?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 14:19, 137 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey guys, i don't mean to be pushy or anything
but don't you think you should be familiarising yourselves with another forum in readiness for when off topic closes on july 25th?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 13:34, 59 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Death metal band Unfathomable Ruination are to perform in an airtight, soundproofed box outside the Gherkin in London this week until they run out of oxgen:

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/death-metal-band-to-play-in-soundproof-airtight-box-in-london-9572606.html

Who would you like to be starved of oxygen?

Alt: create a name for a death metal band.

AltAlt: why are you so visually offensive?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 11:20, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dolly Parton in the motherfucking house?
Apparently, she got the biggest crowd of the weekend. Who'd you like to see at a massive gig? Motorhead me, awesome live. Although Lemmy is not too well apparently. The real Lemmy, not Frog budgie.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 20:52, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fancy
a pint?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 18:31, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bobby Womack
You will never again
Make it across 110th Street
It is, indeed, a hell of a tester!
God's pusher has let your eternal junkie go free.

Stunned. Aged 17 1/2
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 6:55, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Jun 2014, 1:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

mildly interesting facts about yourself
www.dayofbirth.co.uk/

when is your birthday? do you share it with anyone cool?

alt: worst song lyric?

altalt: LUNCH??????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:16, 228 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Metro lols.
metro.co.uk/2014/06/25/bbc-subtitle-error-tells-viewers-to-prepare-for-rape-during-glastonbury-festival-4775825/
Who's your favourite b3ta sex pest or offender?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:57, 160 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

where's the morning thread, you cunts?
Been on a coach since 6.30. It has a working charger. Im thankful for small mercies.
What are you thankful for today?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:33, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Generic mid evening thread.
Post now or forever hold your pieces.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 21:28, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sometimes my job is so fucking crap I think about doing something extreme like, I dunno, looking for another job or summink.
What's fucking crap with you?
Also evening plans or whatever.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:20, 93 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That last thread died harder than a Louise Woodward babysitting
/topical

Plans for the rest of the week? Its payday CANS on Friday for this cow, followed by a weekend in Bridlington
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:57, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

CAMPING CANS!
I'm a week away from four days of them. When were you last drunk in a tent?

Alt: What's for lunch? Yesterday I was at home so I had spicy sausage sarnies. Today I'm back at work with fruit and yoghurt. #brokenbritain

Altalt: I got the kids making their own t-shirts at the weekend. What would you draw on a t-shirt and wear in public?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:14, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So it seems that the hipster is dead
www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/22/end-of-the-hipster-flat-caps-and-beards

Doesn't worry me though, because I am already a "normcore"
Have you ever belonged to a tribe?
Perhaps you were a teenage goth, or a mod or some other subculture.
Bonus points for any pictures of you looking like a prick, particularly if you are surrounded by similarly dressed friends.

Alt: Is it time to archive chives once and for all? What would you like to archive?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:37, 279 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Retarded behaviour
What was the last piece you saw?

Alt: what's your boss like? Ever had a boss you loved or loathed?

Altalt: breakfast?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:08, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:27, 33 replies, latest was 11 years ago)