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Who would win an off-topic cunt-off between Paraphimosis and Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:36, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Society

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:38, Reply)
I nearly posted that.
Your standards are slipping.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:40, Reply)
They slipped all the way into your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Pikeys

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:38, Reply)
i watched benefits Britain last night...
fucking hell what a bunch of pathetic losers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
The should put them in work camps

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
their houses were filthy, and yet they don't work. Surely they have plenty of time to tidy up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Lazy thick tossers aren't they, waiting for their next payout from my taxes to buy fags and sky telly and cause a triple dip recession

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:02, Reply)
How do they get SO fat when they say they can't afford food?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Because the cheapest food that requires minimum effort to prepare is the worst for you now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)
as i said, they've got all day doing nothing, why not buy food that doesn't need the minimum preparation and is good for you and in the long ruin, cheaper?

they really don't help themsleves
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Because they are stupid and lazy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
TGGI^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Not seen it, another Benefit Street thing I assume?I'm not a fan of the genre, surely it'S just having a pop at the unemployed?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:02, Reply)
They choose to be unemployed though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)
this doesn't really judge, it just shows them going about their daily lives and therefore how completely fucking useless and selfish they are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Unedited footage, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I dunno, you can't edit in thick though can you
one two birds ran after their badly trained dog when it ran away, it wasn't for 15 minutes they realised they'd left their 3 year old behin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)
That 15 mins of unedited footage was a bit dull though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I dunno, maybe someone could compile some of your best bits off here and see what light it presents you in.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/57534/best
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)
conedy gold^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I love superwino

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:20, Reply)
what it wouldn't be a fat, feckless and lazy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:14, Reply)
In fairness, maybe not fat and lazy.
But feckless? 30m cable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Surely not fat?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:20, Reply)
12 stone six foot 2 32" inch waist
i'm as lithe as a gazelle
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:22, Reply)
"Built like a racing tadpole"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Oh no?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1942664
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2278862
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1655549
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Hahahaha, i love that you love me so much that you've spent the time searching for that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Searching?
I bookmark most of your posts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)
You should print and laminate them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)
He does.
It's easier to wipe the semen off.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:42, Reply)
The prosecution rests....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Rory

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Depends on the categories

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:48, Reply)
What is a cunt-off anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:53, Reply)
John Woo's poorly received sequel to nonsensical star vehicle Face/Off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
A crude euphemism for FGM?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Al, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Tim Stilton.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Are we talking about how much cunt they'd get?
Because that's going to take a while to decide.

Are we talking about how big a cunt they are?
Because that's going to take a while to decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Also, they both act according to how big a cunt they think you are.
Just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I am a mere amateur in comparison to Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
*googles*





*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I'm guessing something testicle related

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:10, Reply)
bingbingbing!
WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I'm having to chase my ex-flatmate for money.
I hate doing that. So vulgar. Why can people not honour their debts?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)
how mucyh and what for?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Not much, the last few bills.
It's the principle. I'm being pretty lenient over what I'm arguably entitled to ask for. I just find the whole situation unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:10, Reply)
This. I am currently owed about 75 quid buy a guy who told me two weeks ago "I get paid next week I'll pay you then"
I could really do with the cash but I hate asking. It really does seem vulgar.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
She owes me 85, though I could realistically ask for double that.
I just reckon she'll kick up a fuss and I'd rather just get back what I think I can and put the whole niggardly business behind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:26, Reply)
It sounds like you're saying a woman owes you money and you seriously expect to get it back......
Maybe I'm reading this wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)
No, you're reading it right.
They're not all the same, though. My mrs is a straight shooter over money. My ex flatmate? Yeah, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Suggest bareback anal and then you can call it quits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Why have hamburger etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Well don't ask for £85 ask for £170, then when she protests offer to take a £100 or £85
Do you know nothing about negotiating?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:33, Reply)
French innit
First sign of a conflict and the arms go up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)
I need to build a Maginot Line around my wallet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I don't want to negotiate, I want to get it out of the way
so we can all move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Yeah and by saying she owes £170 bit you'll take £85
She'll think she's getting a good deal as will pay up happily
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Who cares if she's happy about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Because she'll be more likely to pay you if she thinks it's fair...Jesus christ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I don't exactly intend to be too quick to stay in contact.
As long as she pays up I don't care if she's happy about it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:48, Reply)
you're missing the point entire;y

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)
She sounds a cunt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Stubborn and self-righteous, rather than a cunt.
It all boils down to much the same ending, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I OWE YOU NOTHING

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:10, Reply)
OOO ERRRR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)
YOU OWE ME FOR THE DREAMS YOU STOLE.
My dreams...and my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yu0T9n5uos
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:41, Reply)
you think they are different on off-topic to so-called real life?
hmmmm. battered certainly is. rory, who knows. but some people on here are exactly the same in real life as they are online.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
i know I am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)
What about me?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)
you were pretty much the same
less rude, but i know you were thinking it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)
It's hard to think of anything else when your cocks in someones gob.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)
You and your brother did seem a it too friendly with each other for my liking, but this? Ugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Ummm
Cornish!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)
I thought you were just lovely. Deffo ginger though, you should embrace it, some Rangas go on to lead perfectly normal lives.
Some even find partners and marry.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)
it's a damn sight more ginger now i haven't dyed it in a couple of months
:(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

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