Good evening.

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:57, 15 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm disappointed that someone hasn't started a 'Good evening' thread so far tonight.
Alt: Good evening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:18, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Early evening thread, I narrowly missed out on buying an original copy of Electro 4 today (Gutted)
I happened by a village fayre and was looking in one crate of records and saw this guy pluck it out of the next crate two fucking quid the lucky bastard got it for :(
So what have you just missed out on of late?

Alt: Listening to Electro 4 via Youtube I forgot it had Beethoven's Fifth (Street) Symphony by The VHB, how would you put a modern spin on a classical tune?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:26, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

woo, i've just been nominated for an award for excellence
what was the last thing you won? i'd have to say £1 on a lottery instants.

alt: are you a shouter or a sulker?

altalt: b3ta stuntwank. i nominate stunned, a two-handed job between his left hand and his stump, sitting on the edge of london bridge and thinking about dozer and jason in a daisy chain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:02, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't think anyone will be surprised by this:
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/coventry-named-top-holiday-destination-7813935

Alt: Good evening.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:27, 229 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

JTDF Birthday Thread
In honour of Jeff's birthday, tell the world of your best and worst birthdays, presents, parties, cards, days, etc....

Alt:
Work woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, 145 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

greetings and salutations

( $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:17, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Happy Birthday To Me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:46, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening.

(Good evening. Good evening., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:22, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:20, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What are your plans for Christmas?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:28, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Zuowan, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:22, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

List reasons why your life is worse than Mcbeefs to help make him feel better
alternatively, list the shit in other peoples lives to combine support for Mcbeef with some good old fashioned bullying.

alt:I have an "I heart Yorkshire" mug, what's on your mug?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:02, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh dear Tesco.
What was the biggest mistake you made?
You can't say Hitler or Dozer.

Plans for the week? Im off to see a drag stand up comic this weekend. she is FUNNY and highly offensive.

alt. why so dead? why so serious?
altalt. Pimp my hotdog.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:53, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

who's the biggest fannybaws on 'ere then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:19, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ed Fannybaws

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Ed Baws

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:15, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Food banks, been to one? Donated to one?Good idea, or sad indictment on our society?
Alt, sperm banks, been to one?Donated to one?
Alt alt, wank banks, who's in yours?I'm working my way through Blue Peter presenters at the moment.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 11:48, 48 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's 8:30 on a Sunday morning
The sun is shining, the sky is blue and it looks like it'll be a lovely day.
How's the hangovers dear B3tans? I don't have one as I had yet another completely sober day and night*. Regale us with your tales of Saturday night shenanigans, scrapes and close shaves. Tell us of the MASSIVE DRUGS you did, the bouncers you chinned etc.
Or not. What do I care.
Alt: Anyone here hired a private tutor? I need to find one for the G/F's daughter.

*This will not continue
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 8:31, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YEAH I RESPONDED TO TWO POSTS IN A THREAD 5 HOURS OLD
wanna fight?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 23:40, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Terrible bullying.
b3ta.com/questions/fearsandphobias/post2372487
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:39, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)