Well this is good!!!
Well, Im officially not liking being back on the dating scene. It's all about separating the wheat from the chavs.
Give us your best/worst dating experiences.
What would your ideal date be?
(Yes Im using you for market research)

alt. Favourite toy/game as a kid or best present you ever got
altalt lunch or saink, you fat pigs.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:22, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Do you like threads with questions?
Alt: What else do you like?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:51, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Let's talk feet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:09, 22 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Aside from Thursday's sock update later, what will be the highlight of your day?
Alt: alright
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:17, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Baggenfock's on channel 4 right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 22:34, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Stephen Fry has just apologised on the news for using coke.
If you could apologise on national telly forsomething, what would it be? Or do you have no regrets?
Alt, Stephen Fry, bit of a knob?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:59, 76 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:32, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Buying/Selling
AS some of you probably know, I'm once again trying to sell my house. I've had a decent amount of viewings and a few offers but its fucking annoying that viewers aren't giving feedback

Tell me tales of your best and worst sales and purchases please

Alt:
Peanut Butter in confectionery. Yay or Nay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:29, 145 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

after a few good days, you've all gone shit again :(
what about this latvian murder suspect then? did he do it? or is he a scapegoat? should we have tighter controls over letting people move here if they have a criminal history? or when were you last a scapegoat?

alt: LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:19, 209 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning OT. How are we today?
We have budgies
best of all things to keep in a cage. They're excellent!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:53, 198 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'll start a new thread
With no hope of it going anywhere.

Take it somewhere - I feel a slight degree of empowerment but an overwhelming nihilism.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:09, 66 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'd never even heard of Baggenfrock before today.
What a waste of internet use.
What has it done in a nutshell please?

What are you up to this week, you filthy sluts and shanners?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:43, 70 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well, well well. Someone's a very popular boy today. But time for a change of tack I feel.
I have degrees from and/or have taught at 5 of the top 10 institutions in this list

Which dead end university do you blame for your utter failure in life?

Alt: go fuck yourselves.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:57, 163 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So who is Baggenfock, and why is he a racist nonce?
Alt, suggestions for the names of two budgies, boy and girl? They're to be my daughters, so she will have ultimate choice, I'm trying to make reasonably sane suggestions.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:57, 118 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

so who *is* the biggest fannybaws on off topic?
My money's on popular poster 'set your faces to stunned'.

ps you can't say 'dozer'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:39, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Apologise to Baggenfock for upsetting him thread
alt: if you were going to get Baggenfock a presnt to say sorry for upsettintg him what would it be?

altalt: baggenfock

altaltalt: upset

altaltaltalt: online
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:32, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hmm.. what to say here.
Well, i'm not brittish. i'm a stone white american redneckish woman whos 25 and is married to a 36 year old german man. I have 2 daughters, who are 5 and 4. I love Brittish cuss words such as " bint" "minge" and so forth. i have been getting the b3ta newsletter for a year or so, and an a big fan of the mighty ginger feuer rob manuel and joel veitch.
and fuck do i wish i were brittish. you all seem to have more fun...
Heh heh... Clunge.
Hugh Laurie is the SEX.
I am such a she-chav.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 21:20, 51 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

good evening, friends

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:04, 15 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

My brother has just received an email from a barrister based in Lome, Togo informing him of some devastating news.
It would appear that I was killed with my entire family in a terrible car accident in June 2012. The barrister, a Mr Vincent Karhuma, says that I was working as an independent contractor in Togo and decided to visit their neighbouring country (Togo borders Ghana, Benin and Burkina Faso. It is unclear which I was visiting, but I'll assume Ghana).

It has become apparent that I was hoarding some 5.5 million US dollars prior to my death, which has come as some surprise to me. One would think that I wouldn't have been renting a one bed flat in Slough if I'd had that much behind me.

Obviously my family has been rocked by this announcement and I have since been exiled from their welcoming bosom as the cuckoo I apparently am.


When was the last time you had some surprising news?

Alt: b3tan obituaries?
( Kroney, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:27, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
Gormo mentioned in the previous thread that he dunt like duck. What foods could you easily never eat again/could not live without?

Alt:
Birthdays. In honour of McBunned, worst party you've ever been to?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:47, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:06, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Where are you, you bastards?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 20:50, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Just watched a 4-0 victory against a side that had kept 3 clean sheets in their last 3 games
LETS TALK SPORTBALL
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:17, 46 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

A glorious morning to one and all.

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 7:43, 46 replies, latest was 10 years ago)