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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
Gormo mentioned in the previous thread that he dunt like duck. What foods could you easily never eat again/could not live without?

Alt:
Birthdays. In honour of McBunned, worst party you've ever been to?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:47, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Meat and other animal-derived products
Alt: The Conservative party, liddlebidapoliticstherelaydeesangennelmen
*doubleseats*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Did you ever eat meat?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Yes, gave it up shortly before my school French exchange when I was 13
And then again just after.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
I quite like french peasant food.
I do a good bourgignon.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
I don't think the family I stayed with were peasants.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Most french food was traditionally peasant food; shit cuts of meat cooked for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I'm going to get a yummy lush salad with quinoa brown rice artichoke hearts and japanese cabage. It costs £15 don't you know.

Alt: POST IT ON QOTW. It's falling apart over there.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I dont visit QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
who gives a rat's ass?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2379198
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
upset,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I could go the rest of my life without salmon.
It's not that I don't like it, more that I'd almost always rather eat something else. I just don't get what the fuss is about.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I like the slightly smoked fillets you can get
They have a lot of flavour
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
UH-OH looks like someone's ignored me again :((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Baggyfrock?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Looks that way, he's a little bit strange that chap.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
he's a carpe cyprinidae sockpuppet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
I don't know what I do that he finds so terrible offensive. It's rather odd.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
You're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I'm not *really* though, am I?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Nah you're alright really
I don't think he likes your bird though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
i think he probably found out that i've got irish and french heritage from a few generations ago, plus possibly a rogue jewish great great grandfather, depending on which family rumours one listens to
and it upset him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
It's simple enough either not to read the posts from people you don't like or not to reply, rather than ignore them but continue to post 'satirical' replies showing how not upset you are.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)

he's it's enough either not to read the posts from people you don't like or not to reply, rather than ignore them but continue to post 'satirical' replies showing how not upset you are.


(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)
you have squinty paedo eyes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
whilst normally i am quite happy for you to mock him
in this case, you are incorrect.

he has massive cow-like eyes with very long girly eyelashes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
like me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
everyone likes you m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)
SICK BURN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
bloo blooo blooooo bloooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
oh right, big beady starey paedo eyes, got it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)
you're missing a trick here, calling him a paedo
you could insult both of us in one go, if you thought about it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
EVEN WITH MY MASSIVE EYES I STILL CAN'T FIT YOU INTO MY FRAME OF VISION BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT GINGER CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
no
that was not it. bad meatsnake.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
So are you guys doing anything special for your anniversary?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
yeah
i'll be working late and he'll be "celebrating" with lemmy, if you know what i mean, and i think you do...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE UPSET PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE TWO POINT ZERO NOW HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
nothing says NOT UPSET ONLINE like USING IGNORE 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
What's wrong with being upset?
It's pretty upsetting how fucking boring everyone is on b3ta.
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
^ultimate upsetting^

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
but it's easy for you
if you want maximum upset, you only need a mirror.

it's harder for the rest of us beautiful-looking people.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
^UPSET LEVEL: JAYSUMS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Can you have both big and beady eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
so we went to the hamster shop on saturday
she picked one that's sort of palomino coloured, cream/gold/gingery
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
sounds standard
I want a black hamster. I'd call him 'Professor Squeak'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
they had black ones
and dusty grey ones, and ginger and white ones.

i will admit its little face was quite cute. but why do they need such gigantic bollocks to drag around behind them?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I'd love a camouflage one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
You have one big eyebrow that meets your receeding hairline just above the ear on both sides.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
yes, and?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)
It's sexy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)
it sure is!
Chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I'm good for nothing in the morning without a nice steaming cup a joe and beetroot textures on toast
Sprouts, twinkies, BBQ sauce and peanut butter can all fuck off.

Alt: Every single one I've had to take my kids to. I've only got another three yeasr to go before I can wave good bye to them and shitawful nativity plays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Peanut butter is fucking NOM
though I didn't like it as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
The smell of it turns my stomach

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I might make some beetroot textures

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
i know somewhere with a cracking recipe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I got stung by a bee the other day
Twenty quid for a jar of honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)
is it true that eating local honey helps hayfever?
i've heard this, but don't know anyone who's tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Dunno. I don't get hay fever because I'm not a nancy cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
But seriously, you're an educated woman right? I mean you're not a fully fledged retard or anything are you?
Because its total bollocks and anyone with half a brain should realise that.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
GAY fever more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
The idea is that you expose yourself to the pollen in a more stable form
so your body doesn't reject it in powder form.

I believe that it can help.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Utter crap,
Bee's don't collect the pollens that are the main cause of hay fever.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Bees dont eat pollen at all you fucking inbred knob jockey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
ololol his kids are his parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Lunch was homemade beef bourguignon
with some roasted new potatoes from the canteen.

Apparently I should eat avocado to increase my good cholesterol but I dunno, it's a bit rank. Not sure if just adding a dollop of guacamole to everything is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
What happened to your internet chick mate? Manage any fishy fingers ?? eh eh

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
+ beetroot textures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
i hate avocado
also, it's really high in calories. for a fruit. fuck that nasty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
You silly sod

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Guacamole FTW
Good proper guacamole mind you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I could not live without marmite
I could live without all fish

alt: Boston tea, i took hobnobs and everything and they just...they just went CRAZY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
pleb

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Apparently
If you mix marmite with water and sugar, it tastes just like coke.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Hey pal, the other kids are saying you're upset. Are you upset? Tell uncle Gayham.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Very upset unc
They called me dull and racist. If they are prepared to say sorry, then I will un-ignore them.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I believe in you pal.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Nah don't bother, if i want to read posts by a try hard I've got Landlord Best Troll as my go to guy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
^DEFINITELY not upset
no siree bob
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
You're weird.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:43, Reply)
What did you say thgat was racist?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
he hates 'niggers'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
oh dear,that is quite racist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Put that on a t-shirt m8. it's hilarious

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
I can't breathe

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Donald trump Retweeted that?
I looked at his twitter and he says some weird shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Fucking yes!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Can we have a quick roll-call of everyone that is upset today, I've lost track

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:55, Reply)
I'm very upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:55, Reply)
wanna talk about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)
i never normally get upset, but...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ttcnZa4C8
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Ginger^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
if you'd clicked the link
you'd see that's slightly funnier than you meant it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
i did click it...that's why i posted "ginger"...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I ent upset

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Online or offline?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
theres an offline?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
online for now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I can't be bothered signing in and out to check, you'll have to ask baggsy if I'm upset for me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
We've not had a sock update in a while...
/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Any chance you could make that a bit bigger *
*phrases I have been asked on a date*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
tthat's quite big...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Life size? YESSSS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
i can't make it smaller :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Why would you want to?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Size isnt everything Meaters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
it is if your ta;king about his head

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
It is to me, I'm short and have a small penis

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
HEIGHT=200

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
i fixed it! GO ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
And inserted an errant backslash, well done man!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
There's a popped collar at the other end of that picture, fo' sho'

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
pink shirt innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
"pale beetroot"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
wheres that mix, I'm bored

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I'm not taking a photo of my feet.
My colleagues might catch me and think I'm some sort of fucking weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
show us your pants instead then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I'm disappointed I didn't wear exciting socks today now :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
i did it for you...you know that don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Mine are 100% black, like my soul

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
alright Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
There is only one colour for socks and thats blue
sorry to be the bearer an all that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Of course

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
xoxoxxox

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I will wear some nice ones tomorrow and return the favour.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Also is that a micro cord trouser?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

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