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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The mouldy old cunts in charge of the country have clearly got too much time on their hands again.A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn.
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.Yeti., Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:37,
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Mysterious sonic booms.What do you think caused them?
alt: sneaker chat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:48,
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come on fools, wake upyou get to tell us here what you would really like to say to your boss/in-laws/ex, in one pithy sentence. what would it be?
alt: if you had to give up beer or wine, which would it be?
altalt: poor old bicester. would you live in a "garden city" of depression? tangles need not answer. it'll still be better than coventry.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:31,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:16,
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Anything you want to tell us, Mcbeef?www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2856283/Terrifying-moment-racist-thug-brandished-samurai-sword-street-threatening-kill-Poles-slashing-man-back.html
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:25,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:47,
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I hate to seem a bit crude but the thought of naked oiled up men wrestling really does give one the hornWhat gives you the horn? Don't be shy.
alt: What song d you want playing as you burn/get buried?
altalt: There are bound to be many reasons but give me just one reason why I should laugh and point at you.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:24,
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December already eh?Who's put their decorations up? Are they garish or tasteful?
alt. Cyber Monday, another ridiculous money maker from stupid people. what shit are you buying on the internet?
altalt. CHRIMBLEMASSY POPPY POOS. What was behind your first advent door?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:37,
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Rumour has it that some people don't like Christmas Pudding or Mariah Carey's All I Want For ChristmasWhat would you do to cheer up such tragic lost souls in this merry festive season?
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"Put a coat on, we're going to feed the ducks.""Can I put a red coat on?"
"If you like."
"I don't have a red coat."
My kids are idiots. But at least they don't work at Butlins.
Alt: SMYLS
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Sunday morning songs? What's your fave?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 30 Nov 2014, 8:37,
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If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but Rentaghost
At your party be a smarty and hire Rentaghost
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights with Rentaghost
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's
Rentaghost
Let me say the most terrific simple ghosts, not scientific
May be supernatural ghoulies of the day
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic
Is descending just to spirit you away, Ya-a-a-ay!
We are extraordinary fellahs here at Rentaghost
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRentaghost
For a biography we've ghost writers
And not forgetting a ghost script
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, ring Rentaghost!
(Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaah)
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Evening thread, sound off like you've got a pairalright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:20,
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That last thread is well bent.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:53,
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Any of you other poor bastards at work right now?4pm feels further away than a Paralympian moonwalker. Cheer me up please
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I've had a really nice curry and quite a few beers, I feel somewhat worse for wear.How are you feeling?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:51,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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it's Friday! it's five o'clock! it's Crackerjack!Has Stu Francis been yewtreed? Let's hope not. Historic child abuse is not a laughing matter.
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well this is dire. what did you all get in the Black Friday (why's it gotta be black?) sales?
what are you getting this weekend?
alt. Where would you love to spend Christmas?
altalt. Weekend food plans.
*sigh*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:07,
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Holy shit happy 800 pages of off the topic! Well done everyone !! Here's to another 800 fun and action gripped pages !!We should do a highlights of it all ! Fucklift Yeah !
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Yorkshire pudding burgers ... it's like /board has started cooking ... no talent or imagination, just sticking existing shit together in lolwakki ways[insert question here]
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