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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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well this is dire.
what did you all get in the Black Friday (why's it gotta be black?) sales?
what are you getting this weekend?

alt. Where would you love to spend Christmas?
altalt. Weekend food plans.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:07, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
The correct answer is
trampled to death by proles.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)
CHAVALANCHE!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)
We'll need big tennis
racquet shoe things to get through this Carruthers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I'm amazed that someone
looked at Black Friday in America and thought 'that's a good idea, let's have some of that over here'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I know imagine retailers jumping on board with a scheme
to get idiots buying up shit prior to Christmas and adding a nice lump to the bottom line.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Alright, maybe not amazed.
Surely there's a law that should cover it. Inciting a riot or something.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Hey look if you are not allowed to beat the Kaiser Chiefs to death
then I don't think that you can have a go at Tesco
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:22, Reply)
only a matter of time before they think the same about giving primary school teachers assault rifles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I got some electronic cigarette liquid, that's what I got

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Nothing as I dont let the MAN tell me when to fight over shitty TV's
Drunk

Alt: I think one of the far northern Scandinavian countries would be good. I think its in Norway with the most northerly city.

Altalt: Not a food fattie so haven't thought that far ahead.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This:
honestjons.com/shop/artist/Joe_Harriott/release/Abstract

Only it wasn't in a sale.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)
My weekend food plans are to eat chilli twice and maybe have one of those mega breakfasts I had a couple of weeks ago and maybe some millet for lemmy
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I was going to get some new boots.
But all of the stores that sell them aren't doing sales, so fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:25, Reply)
What kind of boots? I fucking love boots

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I am gonna say
Thigh high spike heeled dominatrix boots
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:28, Reply)
haha, like boobs. lol

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:29, Reply)
me too.
But only pink PVC thigh highs, no bigger than a size 4.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Pink... Fucking pink boots
That really is terrible
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Either Lowa or a good pair of waterproof Magnums.
August festival weather all but killed my last pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Im on lunch now so please excuse me while I don't reply

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:34, Reply)
hi friends!!!
Itsa me! Dozio!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I keep hearing the new coldplay song on the radio
It really is so shit and bland it makes their other bland shit seem better.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:38, Reply)
That's why Bob Martins is a multi millionaire.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Hey just because shit people like shit music

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:41, Reply)
dog loving sons of bitches

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I thought he made his money through flea shampoo

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Only you "got it".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:52, Reply)
That explains why it was all yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Yo. Losers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:38, Reply)
alright Stunned, possibly others

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Nae bad. Dreadful week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Not well, mersh.
Had weapons grade gastro which fucks up my blood sugar.

It's terrible to be shaking like a shitting dog for more than one reason.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Hooray it's a big noncey Jew just what I wished for

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Happy Hanukkah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Alright champ?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Good, mate. Thanks.
Have I missed a weekend thread? What are you up to?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Evening with swipey tonight, work tomorrow morning and nowt much else

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Nice.
I am at a party in Hampshire tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Is that a new name for The Cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:59, Reply)
*ahem*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)
what you lovebirds up to?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Nothing much Jase, we just have't seen each other that much this week and she's away tomorrow night.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Yay sofa wank weekend for you then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Fucks sake it's a smelly jew, I'm off. Forever.
Possibly.
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, Reply)
*whiffs*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:43, Reply)
*whaffs*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:50, Reply)
again...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Im'ma go into town now, buy some food probably, hopefully jerk chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:47, Reply)
LEAVE THE CHICKENS ALONE! YOU'RE KILLING THEM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:53, Reply)
He's only giving them handjobs.
It's not like he's choking them.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)
What a bunch of bloo bloo cunts.
"Oh ive got a cold"
"Oh ive got type 2 diabetes"

man the fuck up or get the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Man up?
after you. Oh wait......
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Exactly!!
Bunch of sobbing marys. makes me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Farah white Oxford shirt for £30
alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Ripoff. Three for a tenner from Asda.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:11, Reply)
mediocre, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Will you all keep the noise down please?!
Don't tell me you're all jizzing over the Star Wars trailer
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:38, Reply)
I was watching a video of a lamb chop from Tayyabs being sent to space

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:42, Reply)
have you been watching 'The Plantagenets'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Not recently, I'm waiting for the "Tudors"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:47, Reply)
He's been taking sanatogen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Fucking helll, they do a wine?
www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=255247732
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:56, Reply)
it was always a tonic wine, you plum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Was it? i thought it was vitamins for old people or something

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Buckfast is a tonic wine.
It never did me any good.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)
I've just discovered that
Mad Frankie Fraser has died.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Ee wos an angle
so ee wos.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
where are you all?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I'm in the cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
I'm about from
your bins.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)

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