i can't i have literally never been this hungover
Just had to stop my taxi so i could yak in front of a load of horrified schoolkids exercising in hyde paek oh god.

Alt q please - best hangover cure that you can take at your desk??? All bullets gratefully received between the eyes, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:15, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rachel = Queen of Excess.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Hair of the dog to start with and then just plenty of water throughout the day.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Stinking of vomit and booze on a friday morning at work
Best hide out somewhere for the morning
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

i have a court hearing :((((((((((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Oh you spanner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

this is precisely what the judge will think
I'll prob commit so£e heinous crime like referring to a female master as "mistress"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Tell them to put back the hearing as it's your time of the month.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

At least you are only dealing with property and money.
It isn't as if the freedom of someone rests on you being able to function properly today is it?

Who cares if your client loses.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

totally not biting here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

You're fucked

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Strong black coffee, toast and a double helping of SHAME
on a school night too, tsk
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

work christmas do
you should see what i have managed to text my boss at past midnight oh god......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Yowzers
This is why I don't store such numbers on my mobile. Also why there are no ex's numbers (not that there would be many)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I never text people when I'm drunk.
It just never dawns on me to do so.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That as well
also, booze kills my appetite. I have never eaten a kebab because i'm never hungry at the end of the night.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

this is me too
i didn't touch the christmas lunch, and then we drank through dinnertime, so i had about 12 hours of drinking vodka on an empty stomach. this is where is went Wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Thank god for touchscreen phones, I can't text when drunk!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Bless your heart.
Go and get a miniature cognac and sling it in your coffee.

If that doesn't work it could be time to bring out the big guns: MEAT FRY-UP. Scrambled eggs, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, two thick granary toasts, two gourmet sausages, Bury black pudding, bacon...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

She's a Veggie, she should suffer for this.
Haha.

Also, Scrambled eggs? Are you mad? Should be fried, and runny!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Anyone with a hangover would suffer from that!!!!!!!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Plenty of ice cold water
and a bacon sandwich. Your body is crying out for greasy fat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

For most, I'd agree with Monty
But as you're a tree hugging hippy, Marmite on toast should perk you up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Ice pack for the head
strong black coffee. I've heard that a bacon sandwich works wonders.

/advice courtesy of others
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Get yourself
Some Lucozade and chocolate and fill yourself with sugary goodness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Chocolate on a hangover? Ugh, not many things would make me feel worse
The Lucozade is a good idea though. Get Original flavour, so you won't gulp it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Lucozade - six pack for £2 in Morrisons currently.
Fuck the royal family, this the important stuff.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Don't tell me that
I have to avoid it again, I get too used to having a huge kick of Caffiene in the morning, makes it difficult if I have Lucozade 3 days a week!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Original flavour is fucking vile
orange is where it's at
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I agree, it is
That's why she should get it, so she sips. Orange is fucking lovely. Apple is a bit sickly though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Pint glass.
Can of Red Bull or, even better, 'V' (the one in the green can). Top up the rest with 50/50 Orange and Cranberry.

Something stodgy
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

B complex vitamins and a lot of water (and time)

Nothing really fixes a hangover better than time so you’re going to have a really fun day.

(If you take B complex vitamins before you go to be after drinking a lot, they really do help prevent or lessen hangovers).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)