why the fuck would he want another TV when he already has such a good one!?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

50" is so last year daahling
Remember, she's a Wilmslow girl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Oh if Gonz offers to buy it then say no, we already have a perfectly fine TV!!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

oh no
i don't want any cash for it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

That was my thinking TGB
Especially when the new telly comes with the 'and we've given away your perfectly good old telly as well!' tagline.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

he might say we could put the old tv in the lounge
but now my mum's not here any more nobody really goes in that room, and it certainly won't fit in the tv cabinet!

nah, he'd rather someone had it who would enjoy using it, definitely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

If it's oop North, I'll take it
But I assume he's dahn saaf?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

no, he's in wilmslow!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Ooh, if that's the case I'd happily take that off your hands!
Easy enough to get someone to help me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

it's my brother's idea
something to do with watching football.

the thing with my dad, he is IMPOSSIBLE to buy for. if he wants it, he already has it, and he doesn't really want that much - just nice clothes, golf stuff and football stuff. and you can't buy the same thing every year, esp as he takes us all on holiday... buying presents for men is HARD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Well why not get him a 3D television for the lounge?
Add to that a Sky 3D subscription and it'll be something a bit different.

It'll be great for the sport as well, and he can keep his perfectly good telly where it is now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

he already has that in the family room
this is the problem. you name it, he has it. little things to get him are easy, but finding an original main present from me and brothers is a total bugger every year!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

What are his hobbies and interests?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

A golf buggy.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

buy him a russian bride
to act as his golf caddy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Or one from Thailand
Then, if he loses his golf ball, she can just pop a new one out of her fanny.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Or at home she can lie there and act like one of those putting practice machines

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I refer the good gentleman to Jeff's reply above.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

What sort of money are you thinking of spending?
You could get one of those electronic golf nets that gets hooked up to a computer game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

we normally spend about £250-£300 each
only on him, i hasten to add! my brother can have a £50 itunes voucher and like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Is it the two of you putting into the pot? So, around £500-600 in total?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

3 of us
older brother will do as he's told, he's got 3 kids and a wife to shop for, so he is just glad not to have to make any more present decisions!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

What's he like with technology? Does he travel a lot?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

old-fashioned and yes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I informed my dad at his birthday
that he either needs to start liking more stuff or stop buying the few things he does like, otherwise he will be getting a bottle of Scotch every Christmas and birthday from now until the day he dies.

His repsonse? "I suppose I could use a new tie if you really want."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

My Dad keeps an Amazon wish list
And for my Mum's birthday last week we bought her a Pandora charm bracelet, so I'll be getting her a charm for that.

DONE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You should buy her a tattoo.
Facial spider-webs are 'big' at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Is Lab's Mum "all aternative and shit like that"?

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh God yeah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

She's already got a big black 'X' tattood across her face
Showing how she won't conform to society.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I heard it was a target

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

She incorporates a scoring system into her wednesday night bukkake sessions

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

ukkake +ingo

Reverse strikethrough time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Very well
strikethrough time parking maneouvre
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Why not take him out for meals etc?
When you don't need or want any stuff, you'll still want meals esp with your family.

This only works if he doesn't hate your fucking guts, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

we do this all the time anyway :(
my suggestion was that the 3 of us take him for a weekend to paris or brussels or somewhere on the eurostar, but my brother thinks the football-enhancing tv will be better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Buying presents for men is not hard
Buy him some beer. Or some sort of novelty toy in which a woman takes her clothes off.

Done.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

One of those pens, you mean?
PHWOARRRR
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Exactly this
or one of the viewing thingies you used to get in the eighties with a film of women taking their clothes off. Or of beer.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I was once in a bar that served vodka in these novelty shot glasses
that had retro nude pin-up photos in the base. However due to the optical effect of the liquid you could only see the girl if the glass was full. A nifty incentive to get another round.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

A lot of Chinese places do this with Sake

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

What are they doing selling Japanese drinks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

No idea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

oh yeah
something for my dad to perve over. what a charming present from his daughter.

now you trot off and buy your mother an 18" anal intruding dildo, there's a good chap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I'm not suggesting you get him a fleshlight.
Please try to be reasonable, dear.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

She already has three.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, but she keeps losing them up there, it's becoming an expensive hobby.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)