I'd like to use this section of the internet
to wish CHCB and Catface all the best for tomorrow. I hope that the lovely bride manages to stop expelling all manner of nasties from her various orifices in time for the ceremony. I also hope that the groom doesn't get mistaken for the actual cake top decoration and finds himself cemented into the top layer via the medium of particularly strong icing.

All the best, you two. Sorry we can't be there to share.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:47, 45 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I heartily endorse the right honourable gentlemans comments
or to put it another way - YAY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

I'd also like to add my best wishes to the happy couple.
I hope they have a fantastic day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeff!
The joints on my hands are hurting : (

I think this may be the start of arthritis.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

What on earth do you expect me to do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)

apply sympathy and tea.
duh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

*sad face*

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Fuck a dog?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

I keep dropping things.
I've never been cack handed and it's starting to worry me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

have less wine, more water

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I'm as sober as a judge at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

It's JeffAids, Blousie.
Either that or Crow has sneakily swapped wrists with you when you weren't looking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Nah! JeffAids is not serious business.
This is worrying me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

go to the doctor, they'll put you on all sorts of meds
my mums been taking them since she was in her late thirties
calcium substitutes, anti inflamitorys and the like
some lush pain pills I used to steal too
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

That's a good idea DG.
TO THE KENNELS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

It's probably the cold
my hands hurt as well in this weather
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I've never experienced this before.
My mum has mild arthritis in her hands. I'm thinking it's my turn.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)

now you're making me worried!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I don't want to end up with all knarly hands : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I can't wait to set off tomorrow.
*dances*
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Don't dance now Blousie, you'll be all tired when it really is time to dance.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Echoed
and I hope to see them on the Sunday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I do hope CHCB is well enough to enjoy her day.
She's not had much good luck lately.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I'd just like to add additional congratulations to Blousie.
For sending this lovely, considerate thread, started for all the right reasons by DG into a 'My name is Blousie, and I've got Beadle hands' thread.

God bless you Blousie. Cracking work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I'm sorry!
I didn't realise we couldn't divert from the original subject matter.


*stomps off in disgust*
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Oi! Blousie.
Stomp back again!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

OH YER
CONGRATS AND THAT XX
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I haven't met either of them, but I genuinely wish them bags of happiness
I love a happy ending, especially as they've had such a rough time of it in the run-up.

(Also, I'll be taking notes on how to do a B3ta wedding)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

THIS^
with many wedding bells on!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Aint love grand Roota : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Yay! You came back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I'm not speaking to you.
There was no need to try and belittle me.

Apart from the general, funny, not realy serious belittling that goes on here.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Which is exactly what I was going for.
*Offers a seat on my knee*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Well it didn't come across that way.
*tentively eyes up knee*
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

*Jiggles leg a bit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

*weighs up pros and cons*

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

*waits*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Indeed Beege, indeed!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Love may be grand
Divorce is ten grand.

/old
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Thank you, you lovely, lovely people.
I have stopped throwing up and catfaceceilidhbaby is keeping down a bit more of her milk and rehydration powders. I've just had an hour and a half of sleep and feel a good bit better, compared to the deathly awfulness when I was trying to set up the tables earlier.

I am so massively happy to be marrying Catface. We've already done for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health in a very short space of time.I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him, which is a bloody nice way for a commitment-phobic tart like myself to feel.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Who hates kids too, according to your profile!
Best of luck for tomorrow kid!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Woot!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Oww. That's lovely.
Congratulations, I hope you have a fantastic day tomorrow.

And Bristol City win of course

I might make my introduction on Sunday evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Hope the cappy hupple have a great day!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)