Montague St James Peregrine Boyce
New thread for all of you dudes and dudettes to tell the world why you have sexual feelings for Mr Boyce.

My reason is that he makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:57, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have sexual feelings for a lot of men on B3ta.
But I know that if he was alone with me, he would make me feel like I was the most important woman in the world.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Because I like things he hates
And he likes things I hate, and I like angry sex.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

So by your logic, Monty enjoys calm and polite sex?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Yeah.
We'd be spunking excuses all over each other.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

That's what Lusty said

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

"Oh darling, that is rather good, I... I hate to sound un-inacomidating, but would you please, rather, mind you, rather rather, if it wouldn't be so much trouble, my dear, removing your... from my... no wait..... I say ! rather ! Jolly good show ! "

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I think sex with Monty would be
like a second rate fantasy about trying to shag a rock star but ending up with the roadie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Because he's a big fucking girl

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Monty, Girl, Fucking
three words not often seen in the same sentence...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)

because he calls me a bully, and it makes me want to tie him and and beat him
in that sort of way
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I don't think he hates dogs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I think he and I were both shocked to discover we like the same music
But he seems a stand up guy, and I hope he has a good 2011
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)

He makes me feel like a five-year old girl again.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:08, Reply)

When was the last time you felt a five year old girl?

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I have no feelings towards him
I haven't really spoken to him.
( jenpots, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:14, Reply)

He has lovely teeth

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:22, Reply)

He's a miserable old codger
With a blinkered and often irrational view on most topics. This is why he is great and I wouldn't like him any other way. However I would rather stick my genitals in a blender.0
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)

b len umder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Kerpow!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Batman had a fight with the Joker
And hit him over the had with a vase.

T'Pau!' cried Batman. Don't you mean 'Kerpow?' replied the Joker.

'No', said Batman, 'I've got china in my hand'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

*sigh*

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

And it ges worse Blousie.
You'll have that song in your head all night now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Monty will actually hate
The fact that me, AA and POA are drinking a cocktail called Killer Zombie.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I really don't think he cares about your life.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

zing!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Yeah but he cares desperately about AA.
I'm just keeping him in the loop.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

TOTALLY FOUND A NEW SUSHI PLACE THAT DELIVERS TO ME !!!
YES YES YES YES..... and they got more interesting stuff than the other one and isn't as stupidly priced too. GET IN THERE YES YES YES YES GET IN THERE ! BEST DAY EVAH !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

your enthusiasm almost makes me want to give sushi another try
ALMOST. but not quite enough to get my head around putting cold raw fish in my mouth.

personal trainer from 7.30-9.30 then tidying the spare room for flatmate moving in tomorrow. the glamour never ever ever stops over here in kensington.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I just can't face going to the gym tonight
I'm out
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

A self-help group meeting doesn't count.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Stop being such a terrible wanker is on Tuesdays hatchually

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Hooray!
The first step is acceptance.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

It's incurable :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

There isn't any raw fish in what I ordered, but even so, it can be quite good when it's done right.
It's not like a huge chunk of meat but rather a sliver.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I don't like it either. whether it's raw or not. the texture and flavors make me wanna hurl.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Because sex would have a beautiful soundtrack

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Lemmy singing the Lord's prayer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

More amazing buisneses here by DJ Emir.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Dec 15th and no gig for NYE?
He must be shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Heh, yeah', true. He is from the samples I found on his website.
But check out the dates, to reply to something written on the 31st with the date of 15th, on the same month, means it must be a year later.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Yeah, I saw that and the other one.
Proper pro.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)