Of all the really good nights out I've had
and all the really good parties I've been to, none of them were on New Year's Eve.

However, all of the really over-priced and over-crowded ones were.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

we usually have a party
round someone's house, and once a huge party in a youth hostel. Mind you they've been getting less and less good. This year looks like it might be a murder mystery which i've already done :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

House parties on new years are always better than going out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Whatever you do, it always seems to be a bit anticlimax

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Aye, agreed.
Doing Brighton this year, I did want to go to one of two class events in Stoke Newington or Shoreditch but I was on my own with those suggestions. What I don't like on NYE are the knobheads who come out once a year, they make everything very tedious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

They do.
My friends have changed their plans like four times now, it's getting tedious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

It's amateurs night and no mistake there Bazza.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Does it involve hiding a pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Oof!
you win half a bottle of cider for that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Have they said what sort of cider she was drinking?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

"Ye Olde Strangler"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I thought it might have been 'Cripple Cock'
Based on the age of the landlord.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

BAM!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

that's a bristol special at the moment innit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You are an expert on tenancy agreements, what clause would you need to include to allow you to
murder a tennant?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

'fraid so
I recognise the part of Clifton where she lived and the road she was found by.

I have an alibi though. Honest.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

If your alibi is
'I was helping some old boy with white hair, lift a heavy rolled up bit of carpet into the boot of his car' I fear you might still have problems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm ok then
because it was lino, not carpet.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

is your alibi your cat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

and the problem with that is?
I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

do you have a good lawyer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I waived my right to legal representation
the copper told me he'd be my best friend if I did
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You could do a proper Sherlock
"I noticed a trace of mud on the right shoe of the butler - that was unusual because he's predominantly left-handed. This led me to suspect..." etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)