where is everybody???
this is nuts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 9:36, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just struggled awake
I have shit to do today and a large dose of I-can't-be-arsed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I know the feeling.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

So you're in...Amsterdam now?
Enjoying yourself?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

yeah, again.
having an easy day today, sorting through stuff to send another box home (this one is full of presents though, so its not all mine....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

panic over!
I'm here.




Right, I'm off again to get some breakfast.
( djtrialprice, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Hi DJ!
Bye DJ!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Just got up
Might go to the gym in a bit. Need to get out of the house, anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It's a bank holiday, so nobody is at work
apart from muggins here
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

And me
Freelancing away, because I need to finish writing an instruction manual today.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

What are you instructing?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Morons on how to use the database I've made for them
Which consisted of redoing pretty much everything that was already there, because it was rubbish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Sounds like fun
i'll assume it's an instruction manual for a kill-bot
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I wish
I really do wish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I slept in a bit
didn't fall asleep until half six because of the burnt hand
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

How did you burn your hand?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Being a greedy cow
I was hungry but stayed off the crisps and went to get the rest of the tin of soup I left in the fridge. The cup heated up really fast though and I lifted it out barehanded which burnt two fingers and spilt some of the soup on my hand.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Ooo, soups a nasty one to get on your skin
Especially if it's chunky stuff. That shit's like napalm when it's hot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Oh no :(
The things we do for physical beauty, eh.

I really need to go to the supermarket, I have faux chicken and peppers and that's about it. And I had faux chicken last night! Soup is a good shout.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

How was the faux-chicken?
And yeah soup is a staple. I do put an awful lot of pepper/ occasionally chilli sauce into it though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Faux chicken was expensive, but tasty
and livened up a 20p pack of noodles nicely.

I really should go shopping today, it's my last day off before I go and work my socks off. But I'm staying in bed for a while then meeting a friend later. Ah, laziness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

You don't need to work
it's second year. Or are you like here and have Mods?

I have noodles in the cupboard but am trying to resist because the packaging tells me it's about 600 calories
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I do need to work :( Every year counts here.
My noodles were 150. AND from the pound shop. They are just plain soup noodles thouhg.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That would explain it
mine are curry flavour. I should try and buy some plain ones and season myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oh, they have flavouring
BBQ Beef. THey are from the pound store, but are very nice all things considering.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You can have my metabolism at the moment if you like
It's quite comfortably losing me a pound a day despite eating over 4,500 Kcals
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*hisssss*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'm not liking it :(
Still, blood test tomorrow and hopefully find out what the fuck is happening on Thursday
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I do hope you're ok
I would be happy to borrow it for a week though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I've been told it's probably clown aids on account of my massive feet :P
Or just stress
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

ah, I had that
although not quite such fast weight loss, although it was close. They eventually gave me radioactive iodine and I didn't get superpowers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Not even super attractiveness to the opposite sex?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

nope
the radioactive stuff slowed my thyroid and made me fatter. To be fair, I was married at the time, so it was pretty much a moot point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I've got a hyper-active thyroid
But the Doc is reluctant to go down the radioactive iodine route.

So I'm knocking back dozens of pills a day instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

bastards decided it was better to break mine,
then fix it up with pills, so I'm on pills forever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Are you taking thyroxine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

yeah, loads of it
they try and keep it a bit slow, though, for health reasons, which sucks, but it's OK at the mo.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I was being sized up for surgery the last time I went to the hospital
But they were unsure if my eyesight would suffer too much.

I've got another appointment with the hospital on the 6th, so I'll find out more then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

how would it affect your eyesight?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

'Cos of this.
www.drcarey.com/pages/07-thyroid.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Fuck, it can turn you into Marty Feldman :S

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Nasty
I thought that happened when it was fast, not slow. Fucksocks, I need my eyes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Thyroid function is ticked on my blood test
If it is that I won't be too disappointed, free prescription win!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

if it is that, install a tap on your veins
because they ALWAYS want your blood. Either that or there are more vampires round here than I thought
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Are you really tired and thirsty?
If you are, it might be diabetes.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Now I'm getting worried again

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

You can't be too disappointed with it
I remember you saying a couple of weeks back that you still wanted to lose weight. So being able to eat what you like and still lose weight sounds like a win-win option
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

The problem with that is that I really don't have any weight to lose now
It was all in my head you see, planted there by that evil thing I used to love
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

you also get the shakes, though
I certainly found I couldn't sit still or concentrate on things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Oh man, burns do stop sleep
I had to sleep with my hand in a bowl of water once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I did this :(
hand in a mug of iced water.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Oh dear
The Throb got you eh? Burn or scald?
I burnt my leg pretty badly as a kid. Worst pain I've ever felt (until the coil, but we shan't go there.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Burn I think
it's partially blistered but not wholly. And yeah it's like a seperate heartbeat. Ouch, how'd you burn your leg?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

In true Roota-is-a-mong fashion, I walked into a blowtorch.
Trousers caught fire, but the worst damage was the bit in the middle where the torch flame hit.
The skin on the most damaged part was numb (I think it burnt the nerves off) but the superficial burns and my leg bone were killing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That sounds terrible
hope it didn't scar too badly. As a kid I burnt my arm on the grate of a fire. Then in true mong fashion a week later I burnt my calf on it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I was booked in for skin grafts
Then three weeks before, a very clever doctor said "Hold yer horses, this is starting to heal!" She was right.
I think the only way you'd possibly see it now is if I were to get a tan, and that's unlikely.

Oh you're like my mum. She put her hand in the coal fire twice as a kid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm glad it healed so well :)
and yeah I'm ridiculously stupid sometimes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I pulled a pot of tea onto me
as a curious toddler
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Aw, I hate it when babbies are in pain.
They don't understand.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Babies and animals
I can watch the worst shit being done to adults, but animals and babies getting hurt I just can't be doing with.

And mongs, obviously.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I saw a kid fall on the ice when I was in denmark,
and he hit his head on the corner of a step and started screaming, I felt awful. I gave him my bottle of soda (it was fresh and about as cold as the ice outside) cos I felt like a shit person standing by doing nothing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Yoohoo!
Cranberry roule on toast.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Look, it's either "this is nut" or "these are nuts". Make up your mind.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Do remember we're an hour behind you at the moment.
(Though this is no excuse for the fact I've only just managed to get up...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

My last day off today
I have a couple of work things to do and the tree to take down.
I'm doing sod-all else.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

you are so lazy.
says I, still on my couch just organising stuff
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)