I shall have to do my summer birthday bash a bit earlier then : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Has Swipe pissed on your chips Blousie?
*There there*

What time are you flying today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

3.30pm.
I'll be off about 11 to get to work as my dad is taking me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Well have a nice journey!
I hope your mini-wedding-sister-break-type-thing is win, and you don't get all poorly a couple of hours before the main event*.

* Unlike New Years Eve or meeting me
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haha!
As I won't be drinking till after the wedding, it will be unlikely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well have a good time anyway!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

OY I asked where you were staying
I've got a mate going and I want you to look after her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'll be at my sister's place but I can't remember where that is.
Somewhere off the beaten track where the Spanish mainly live. Is she going alone?
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ah, no she's going with a mate and staying in one of the god awful holiday resorts
Las Americas or something, she got 4 day trip all inclusive for £90 though, I hate her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

My family used to live near there.
Tell her to go out in Los Christianos. It's much nicer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I think she's looking forward to the shots and foam parties and other chavy stuff
the fool.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oh God!

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Why do you think I was asking you to look after her

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

How old is she?

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

20

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh she'll be Ok.
It will be quiet this time of year anyway. Do you want me to gaz my mobile number to give to her?
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

i don't even remember there being that many foam parties etc
more like doormen trying to force fake coke on you and drinks watered down with white spirit, that kind of shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

ha ha ha, it sounds so shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

it really is
and it probably won't even be v hot at this time of year. £9 might have been a bargain.

it's the worst place i've been to, and our house in spain was quite near benidorm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's the worst place I've ever been to
and I've lived in Dalston, Slough and Bracknell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

there is an exotic dancer in benidorm calling herself "sexy barbara"
she makes "sticky vicky" (the 80 year old who can famously open a bottle of beer with her clunge) look classy. my brother and his mates wanted to report her for breaching the Trades Descriptions Act.

a night on the piss with sticky vicky and sexy barbara is still hotter than las americas!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

As in playa de las americas in tenerife?
god help her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

i went there once
the best thing that happened was one of the mini wild parrots shitting right in my friend's ear whilst we were lying around the pool.

this says a lot about the nightlife.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yep that's the one
Sounds awful, but to tell you the truth for £90 I would be there in a shot.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You'd totally regret the £90 within 5 minutes, trust me.
It's exactly as bad as rswipe says, and then some.

I ended up there briefly with a mate when I was about 22, god knows how. I was accused of being gay 3 times in 2 nights by 3 different women because I wouldn't succumb to their advances. High class, americas.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

oh sorry!!
but at least this way you get to go to TWO bashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Well I was planning on coming to London at some point.
I just hate London in the summer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

the summer general.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirt and gritty.
Something something something, then a chorus-y bit then BOOM! MASSIVE EXPLOSION! Then Bruce Willis is called in to be a bit racist then save New York from Jeremy Irons committing acts of terrorism in order to steal money. Has a black guy in too, y'know the one, the one who won't give dudes a foot massage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I love london in the summer,
seems less scummy and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I think it's mainly that I hate the underground in the summer.
I get terribly claustraphobic.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah that is the worst part
I try to walk everywhere if I can.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

it's awesome UNLESS you have to work
then it's like one of the circles of hell.

bearing in mind people's pleas for a cheap venue, the pub i have in mind has a decent garden terrace at the back but is also nice enough inside in case it rains. it's also v central and near a station - it is very hard juggling all these requirements!

but the solution to the tube in the heat is easy: TAXI, BABY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I shall probably just get a hotel near the venue.
That's what I usually do.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Or, y'know, just walk.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

i like walking home from work (about 6.5 miles)
but walking to work in the heat is awful, you arrive all sweaty and knackered!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oh, totally, I thought you were talking about just going to the pub.
I used to have 4 hours a day on Southwest trains and the Northern line, not fun
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

can't walk to the pub
have you SEEN these high heels??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

well, no...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

better come to the bash then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I see.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Please keep it at the end of a month!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

End of May perhaps?
I shall put it on the calender when I get back or I might just cancel this year and celebrate at Rswipes bash.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

End of May would be perfect, gives me an excuse to not give a shit about my birthday!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Or maybe end of August.
I shall discuss it with DG and tourettes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

End of August i.e. Bank Holiday Weekend?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Maybe.
I shall think it through later.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Awesome
Have a great time!

All the best to Aber and Mark too!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Will do : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

End of August would be lovely
end of May will probably still be fagged from exams.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

End of May usually clashes with Riverghost's Londonbash, doesn't it?
Assuming that he's doing one this year, of course.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)