The highlight of my weekend was my cunt stepbrother going home
this probably says a great deal about the quality of both my weekends and my relationship with him.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I hate it when people outstay their welcome
A colleague crashed at mine once after a work's night out, and slept on my sofa until about 3pm. He then took an hour-long shower, came out and asked what's for dinner, before sitting back on the sofa and playing on the xbox.
I think he was planning on stealing some shoes of mine too, he kept eyeing them up and asking questions about them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

This is why I don't invite b3tans to stay at my house
I don't want the internet hanging around my living room when I'm trying to watch the Hollyoaks omnibus.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

watch wank over
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It means I also don't like to overstay my welcome
So don't even go in the first place.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

If you're staying at mine after Montstock
you may stay until 2pm the next day.

Any later than that you get killed and eaten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Awfully kind, sir
I'll be gone by then, worry not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

+into the pan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That is quite bizarre
but my brother was never welcome in the first place. I cannot stand him, I had to put up with him all over Christmas because he wouldn't fucking go home, and then he invited himself down to mine with about 3 hours notice the day after I got back. Then he stayed for 3 days and either threw away or ate all the food I had in, and told me when he was leaving 'Oh, it was good to see you again, I'll try and come down again soon' - any money says he'll do exactly the same thing, without even checking if I'm free.
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKWANK.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Just tell him he's not welcome surely?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

change the locks and turn off the lights and pretend your not in if he tries it again.
or tell him that he's not welcome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

So why don't you get on with him? He sounds like a normal bloke to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Move house
Or buy a pitbull.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

what a shitbag
you really need to tell him to fuck off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It is truly not worth the hassle
He can be a awful shitcunt when crossed, it's easier just to keep him sweet even if it does nearly cause me to rupture myself with suppressed fury. Take this for an example: he told (not asked!) me he was coming down and that he'd be at the station for 4pm. I told him I didn't finish work til 5 and then had to go straight out and wouldn't be in til 8.30. This caused so much huffing and flouncing that I actually ended up leaving work early to pick the cunt up and being late for the thing I had to do afterwards. He's 35 for fucks sake. I swear he is not only bloody retarded but autistic as well.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

So let him be flouncing and flustered.
Why do you have to keep him sweet anyway? Fuck him and his lack of manners.

For example; next time he tells you he's coming down, tell him he's not because it's not convenient. Done.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

exactly this
he may be an awful shitcunt when crossed but if you have nothing to do with him then you won't know.

life is too short to put up with that shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

it's not that easy
He'll piss and whinge to the parents to such an extent that they'll ring me and tell me to be nice because they can't stand him or his whimging any more than I can. He doesn't even do it that deliberately, he just has no social skills whatsoever and either can't tell or doesn't care that he pisses people off.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

None of that is your problem.
He's only doing this because you let him.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Hang on ....so he's older than you?
Christ...I assumed from your earlier descriptions that he was some younger spawning that hadn't quite "left home" and so could possibly-tenuously be given the benefit of the doubt as he maybe didn't know any better. But 35? You'd expect people to know how to behave themselves by that age (Monty possibly excepted). Why do the parents put up with his shit?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Because his dad just shakes his head and ignores it
and neither mum nor I can bring ourselves to be as brutally rude as we would need to be for him to get the message. He lived with me for about 18 months when I was 17 and he nearly gave me a nervous breakdown (not a lolmental one, a real one). And yes, a full 10 years older than me.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

So did he come to visit you, or did he invite himself down because he had other things to do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

No no
he came down to visit me, mostly because he wanted me to put him up and feed him whilst he went to photograph trains and planes, but he wanted to spend time with me in the evenings when I wasn't at work. It wasn't just a 'oh can I crash on your sofa whilst I go to this thing, kthxbai'
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You need to MTFU and tell him to GTFO
/Dr Phil
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I wish I was one of these blissfully unaware at times.
It would be so cool living my life thinking "Oh, that's cool, they won't mind" and not think anything of it again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)