No, never.
Alt q: probably a kebab I had in Coventry. It was grim, just a warmed up pitta stuffed with mystery meat. No salad, sauces, garnish of any kind. Manky.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

mystery meat?
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Serves you right on two counts
1) being in Coventry
2) opting to buy meat you can SHAVE. Fuck's sake, there is nothing natural or normal about kebab meat.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

i was going to say this
then felt bad for slagging off coventry.

you're totally right though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

There is no excuse for Coventry
none whatsoever.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

this is true
"how many miles to coventry?
three-score mile and ten.
will i get there by candlelight?
yes - but don't come back again."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

More like -
Will I get there by candlelight?
Yes - but I wouldn't bother if I were you.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I feel I must defend the reputation of Coventry
I'm from Coventry and so is Pooflake!

OK, so not much of a defence but there's loads of good things about Coventry. There's....errm....give me a minute....Oh YEAH it's got....no that's somewhere else.


I'll think of something.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I wasn't even drunk
just a bit bewildered. Coventry man ... *does thousand yard stare*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

i love a fucking donner me
its not hair love, its how you carve the meat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

heavens knows what you make of bacon

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I could make a hat, a brooch
or a pterodactyl
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

bacon should be illegal
when i am queen/prime minister/dictator, it will be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

But why??

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

it smells and tastes like crispy salty death

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

But that's part of its charm...
I love a bit of bacon every now and then, particularly in soup which is otherwise healthy.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I've never had a doner kebab.
Are they nice? They look horrid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

dont listen to food snobs
try stuff for yourself and see how you get on
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

But they look horrible, which is why I've never had one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

you child

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

What? A doner kebab in pitta bread looks like a diseased clunge.
I wouldn't know if I should eat it, or give it to a gynecologist to examine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

mussels look like a bit like that too
and they are fucking lovely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

do you live on billy roll?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

billy roll

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Fucking hell!
I've not seen that stuff for yeeeeears.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

tasty slices of face

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

why would anyone do that?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Because if you're 7 years old
it's great.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I think even at the age of 7
if I'd been greeted with that I'd have been paralyzed with terror
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I've never tried it.
Does it taste as bad as it looks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

it's just a kind of processed ham
if a doner scares you then something with a friendly face might work.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

That really isn't a friendly face though, is it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

jesus you're fussy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

They are ridiculously nice after a few beers
in a "oh god I can feel my arteries clogging" kind of way
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

they can be gorgeousness
but there are some shoddy merchants out there. Try and find one that does it's own bread and has a range of (identifiable) meats.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)