A decrease in my travel expenditure.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You going to dump DJTP then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

If he gets that Man Utd tattoo then yes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Dumping might not be enough...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Football tattoos are horrific.
Except for the one my old flatmate got when he was off his face, it just said 'FREE MARLON KING' on his thigh. That one's great.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I once served someone when I worked in a 7-11 in Scotland
who had SPURS tattooed on his forehead in ye olde calligraphy.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Rip off though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

A wedding

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

We're doing it Scouse-style.
Co-habitation first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

'Scouse' and 'Style'
two words I don't associate with each other...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

but look at me!
on second thoughts, don't...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

*buys a flameproof hat*

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Fuck right off
I'll have none of that kind of talk
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

speaking of weddings
the olds are miffed you didn't send them a card or even phone them. The crazy lady sounded sad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Was it their anniversary?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

on the 13th
their 38th, no less. Bet there'll be a MAJOR party for the 40th...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Aw, anniversary of Great grandad John's death.
Followed by Great Grandma Jane on 14th.
I shan't forget this now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

wow.
Your family knows how to PARTY!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

This is Liverpool
Births deaths and marriages attract equal amounts of boozing.
Speaking of which, I have found exactly where those two people got married, but so far only have a vague district for the 1925 birth.
I shall dig some more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think you'll agree with me that it's a stupid idea for Roota and DJTP to get married.
I mean, for starters, where does this leave me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

my gigolo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Are you saying you'll pay me too?
Yeh', I got not problems with being paid. I don't see why so many women are up tight about being paid for sex, it sounds like an awesome deal to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I think part of it comes down to the type of people who pay for sex
*subtly points to a few male b3tans*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)