more and better sex
which comes under all 3 of those headings
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:46, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are Monica Lewinsky AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

yeah, like i would have let him ruin my dress like that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

On the other hand...
...an emergency 'Bukkake Breakout' might have put out the flames on BGBs dress.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Plus, they were in a church, so a Lord's Prayer wank would be nothing but appropriate.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

And the stains wouldn't have shown up much.
Camouflage type pattern.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Cumoflage?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

From what I've heard, sometimes you can't help dribbling a little...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Nah, she's just got jizz on her dress

( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

and you won't believe how much it cost me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

The presidency?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

haha
but i wouldn't settle for president, nothing less than queen/dictatorship would satisfy me.

i guess there's a slot going in tunisia right about now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

a slot?
I thought you weren't into women?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

what is the going rate for 10cc these days?

( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

A Wall Street five knuckle shuffle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

One Two Five?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

you couldn't afford it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I'm sure Swipe would keep her jizzy dresses in a walk-in-fridge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

RSwipe had taken some clothes in to be cleaned. The attendant was an old man, hard of hearing. She was telling the man what she wanted, and was holding a dress while talking. The old man put a hand up to his ear, and said, "Come again?" "No," said Rachel, "It's mustard this time!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

This
although not with you, mind. I like you but I think that's taking it a bit far.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

if i were going to do girls, berk, you would at the top of the list
this is as close as we will get, but i think we are both happy with that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

berk and Swipey sitting in a tree....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

hypothetically, if there was any sapphic tendencies, which there aren't, K I S S I N G.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

if there were
"if" takes the subjunctive, sorry badger...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I know, I just had a student show up before I could ninja it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

fancy blaming your students for your inadequacies
low, that. very low.

may blame trainee for EVERYTHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm not blaming them for my inadequacies
I'm blaming them for me not correcting it before you spotted it. So, really, when you think about it, it's your fault. No, I've no idea where my logic comes from either
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

political?
are you planning to boff Clegg?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i just meant-
as always in my life, it's slightly complicated. but no. rest assured, no politicians!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I take it none have tickled your fancy since Robin Cook died?
Ah Robin, you dwarf looking motherfucker.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

i can safely say there are no politicians who get my vote in that direction, no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

A friend of mine does, she ends up fizzing at the clopper everytime Obama is on TV.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Fizzing?
Has she been doing a "Clinton" move but with a sherbert fountain?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I've told her that too, if she insists on keeping her Alka-seltzers there, there's going to be trouble!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'll deny changing my post so you look weird now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

That's just cheating!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

List made yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1044142
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh, but what about that lovely Eric Pickles?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

he always reminds me of butterball from hellraiser.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)