Anyone fancy playing a game?
I'm dead. I lived between 4 May 1930 – 13 February 1991.

Who am I?

Away you go!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:53, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are the ghost of Jeffthedogfucker?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Nope.
I did put a clue in the question, if that helps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Are you Henry Kelly?
Goooooooing for goooooold.......
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Was the clue that your dead?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

No.
Monty got it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Aaaaah
then the answer was AIDS?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Henry Kelly.


or Ron Pickering.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Ahh the powers of Google, eh?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

On my honour, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Ron Pickering!
CORRECT!

(Did you Google it, or get it from the clue?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

The clue, dear boy.
You could always see his vest through his shirt - this meant I disliked him intensely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

It was a fucking sports day.
A sports day on the telly.

And we watched it. Why??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

It was nearly as shit as 'Why Don't You?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I used to watch Why Don't You?
Unless it was presented by kids from either Northern Ireland or Newcastle.

I couldn't understand a fucking word they said.

Junior Kickstart was mint though. Cracking theme tune to boot!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Oh man I'm gonna listen to it at dinner time

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I loved why don't you.
Only for the theme tune though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

WHYYYYY DON'T YOU!
But not the updated '90s one though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Ron Pickering
I am the only football player to have played for Manchester United, Newcastle, Liverpool and Everton. Who am I?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

A blight on society

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

you are FOOTBALL IS FUCKING BORING

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Jimmy Somerville's 'muse'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Beardsley?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Aye
Ok then, another

I was born Priscilla Maria Veronica White in 1943, I am more commonly known by my stage name, who am I?

Really fucking easy one there, shouldn't even need to look it up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Roota should get that one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Aye, she should.
If I remember correctly, her stage name was accidental, wasn't it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No idea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Her entire career is a fucking enigma.
For God's sake WHY?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I thoroughly agree
Although it's quite a shock to see she sold a lorra lorra records in the 60s.

*feels dirty*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

She's a 'singer', so you'd fuck her, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I'd like to say that she was attractive when she was younger.
But she wasn't.

Give me Lulu any day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Help your fucking self.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'd still give her one these days.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

that's not going to do much for a certain b3tan's self-esteem

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Is it Roota?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure how offended she will be at this suggestion...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

i'm fuming.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I just googled it.
Sorry. I was just having a 'lorra laughs'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

"ooh this one's gorra lorra digits!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

High Six!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I would have got this aye.
My grandad's mam knew her mam because they both had stalls in the flea-market.
We all hate her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I was forced to watch Blind Date from a young age.
I hate her too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

My mum used to make us watch Surprise Surprise
She couldn't wait for the bit at the end where people found their long-lost sisters. She'd be crying her eyes out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh, fucking hell.
I was able to avoid that, fortunately. I think Casualty was on at the same time, or something like that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

No, well at least not in the early days.
It was Sunday night stuff.
I can do a boss impersonation of her 'summing up' bit at the end before she bursts into the song again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Happily, that means nothing to me.
The only program I can ever remember being watched on Sundays was Heartbeat, and that's only because my sister had a massive crush on Nick Berry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Ugly as fuck
Peter Beardsley.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

The God of hell fire?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

do do doooooooo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

And I bring you....FIRE!
Ready to burn.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Henery the 8th you are?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

monty you utter utter beast
i am going to be singing that inside my head for HOURS now.

"second verse, same as the first..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

The gyal dem sugar?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

John Joseph Deacon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

*Pulls the mong face*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Whoooooooo are you?
(who-who, who-who)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Good owl impersation there Labs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Thanks, been working on it
Can't do the neck thing though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

You set 'em up...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I really wanna know.
who-who who are youuuuuuu?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)