Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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DisasterproneBy virtue of the highly unlikely coincidence of the only other Forest fan in OT also living in Norwich. We had a drink a couple of months back and I must say he's an absolutely crackin' chap who it is my pleasure to call a friend. And not just because he can vouch for the existence of my girlfriend.
Alt Q - plenty. Notably Berk, Bobby, Amberl, Bella, Kitty, Vipros, Labs, Noel, BGB, Aber, RSwipe, Crowsephine, Poppet and your good self. And other people I'm sure I've forgotten. Suggestions welcome.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Here's one - why don't you fuck off?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:53,
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I've edited my post aboveSo now it looks like you're bitter cos I missed your name out. Such aggression will get you nowhere in life unless you've got an A-bomb, Montesque. I await an appropriate level of contrition.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Hahah, you devious little swine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKSorry honey, I knew I'd forget someone! Also missed Poppet, now I see her name below. Consider me suitably chastised and appropriately angry with myself.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Haha, nice recovery.Are you coming to the London bash in July, then?
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Is that the one that's the first weekend in July?If so, no. You'll never guess why. Clue: same reason I can't come to Amberl's February bash.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Still can't goNot dancing - visiting Ms Foxtrot's sister in Bristol. Although I was asked to dance at the Pink Jukebox that weekend. Try to guess what that is
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Poor effortI must admit, 'dancing at the Pink Jukebox' sounds suspiciously similar to 'playing the pink oboe'.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
It's an all-male Ballroom competitionThe only defence I have is that I was asked to lead
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
That really isn't a defence at allgiving but not receiving, so to speak.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)
The one thing that annoys me about the gay stereotypes surrounding Ballroom DancingIs the suggestion that there's nothing masculine about it. The Ballroom discipline involves dignity, grace, power, elegance and being pressed up against a beautiful woman (unless you're Natalie Lowe's partner) throughout. It's not even slightly gay, leading is absolutely masculine. Although I will concede that this is less the case when you replace that beautiful woman with a bumder.
LATIN Ballroom is gay as tits, however.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
it's the gay outfits and the fake tan that does it chief(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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That's Latin, geniusNot that I've ever indulged in either. To dance Ballroom you should look like you're on your way to a costume ball at the Ritz, dressed as Gene Kelly's more sophisticated (and much younger) brother
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++BUMDER ALERT++I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE A BUMDER ALERT AS I HAVE TO CATCH A TRAIN AND AT ANY RATE YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHAT THE CONTENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN. YOU BIG BUMDER.++
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Jeff's got a few spare leads, I would imagine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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If he was in the Pink Fairies I wouldn't be half so mean as I am to him.They are one of my favourite bands of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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Funny thatIf you were a Sheep On Drugs... I'd think you were shit at music as well as a posh git :-)
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
*sigh* Really?What was the first thing you ever said to me? See if you can recall
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I would imagine it would be something along the lines of:"Welcome to this little corner of the internet you overtly heterosexual man with a superb taste in hobbies"
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
It was actually"You are punching well above your weight with your missus". Factually accurate, but the subsequent "Ugly cunt" meme got old really quickly.
I think you're a lovely bloke now though.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I thought memes were things that weren't true....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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I knowI was just trying to subtly call you an ugly cunt
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 18:03,
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He is a cunt isn't he.I think we should hunt him down and fuck his shit up.
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
That's hardly a suggestionNo offence Wooks, you crack me up whenever you post - genuinely - but I can hardly remember us having a deep'n'meaningful
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)
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