diet coke
monty-esque stuff that would get me fired if i admitted it on here

white chocolate toblerone

cheese (anything except brie)

lovely lovely frozen cold vodka

sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:01, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'monty-esque stuff that would get me fired if i admitted it on here'
Hippy music?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

erm...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Neo-nazi self-help meetings?

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)

BNP membership?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

City lawyer admission of cocaine use shocker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)

The word 'cocaine' was neither rmentioned nor implied.
I suggest you tread very carefully.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

It's fairly common amongst that set, I don't know any solicitor or barrister who doesn't take cocaine
I'm sure a swab test of the bogs at work would confirm this.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It may be common but it isn't bandied about on the internet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Sure it is, there's always some partner of a city firm losing his mind in a hotel room as a result of cocaine induced psychosis
That's always spread over the papers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

...or indeed shooting at the police from his Chelsea home.

These City types are just fucking lightweights. They simply can't hack it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I can safely say that during my dad's stint as a solicitor in London
he did not take any cocaine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Different times
It's an inevitable part of the scene for the play hard work hard types in their 20's 30's and 40's.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

He was too busy taking
IT UP THE FUCKING ARSE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I know a barrister who would not dream of it.
He manages a pint of Marston's Pedigree at most.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

What a bender.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

He sounds like a right cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Aw d'you know what, he's fucking boss.
I want him stuffed when he dies so I can have him on my fireplace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Reads:
Bloke who works in a coffee shop drinks shit beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Oh youwwww

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Ye feckin CONT, ye.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Téigh trasna ort féin

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Monty is always listing debateable-work-relate stuff, such as La Senzas, under the company finances.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I can't help myself. I'm sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Was the white chocolate toblerone kept safe?
You seemed nervous about it on Sunday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Thinking about it.
What is so unhealthy about sex? Or are you going on the pull at your local STD clinic?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

It's unhealthy when you keep ending up with plonkers who fuck you over.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

+ a 3 bar electric heater when you're wearing a cheap polyester nightie

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Cheap polyester!
Do you think so little of me?
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I just pictured you when you're old
You've got a quilted bed-coat on as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Nah! I'd be wearing men's jammies and a very old sweatshirt with fraying cuffs and food stains all down the front.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Is that like a modern day Miss Havisham?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I will never be dumped at the alter.
Of this I am certain.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I just meant the slobbing round.
I've never read more than about 1/3 of Great Expectations, and remember practically none of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

It's fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I found it to be thoroughly fucking dull.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I was speaking in general terms
That that scenario would make sex unhealthy. I imagine you'd be furnished in the finest Chinese silks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Damn right.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Quite right Blousie.
You'd have 4 bars on your fire wouldn't you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Only the best for me love.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

*High 5s*
4-bar-Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Is that for when she goes Trampolining?
Oh, Bar? Oops, my mistake
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Sex is not an unhealthy activity.
Not even when it leaves bruises.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

true
i got carried away with things i really really like, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You flaming well did.
Not all pleasure is a sin.
Unless you're a foot-washin' Baptist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Nah, Baptists aren't too bad.
Catholics are the boring ones.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Catholics are absolute slags!!
I dunno where you grew up but round here Catholics are having all of the sex.
You don't even have to get married if you get up the duff any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Raised baptist, met several mates through it, any youth group 'parties' would mean most of us would end up getting legless.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I just wanted to say "foot washin' Baptist." to mean 'religious type'.
But seriously, Catholics. Filthy.
EDIT: not necessarily filthy actually. They might be rubbish at being filthy, but they're definitely all at it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough.
I do know one Catholic who is an utter slut. She's entertaining, if nothing else. I've texted her more than once when she's at mass telling her she's going to burn in hell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Catholics know how to party
Speaking as someone who comes from a massive Catholic family and went to Catholic school, I know. All my hardest-drinking friends were raised Catholic. It's the only reason I'm looking forward to my Godson's christening. It's going to be epic.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Sounds good
Must admit, I got pretty trollied at my Nephew's christening.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Woh', I didn't realise someone could backpeddle so fast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'm not backpedalling at all, the only Catholics at that christening didn't drink.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Beep.......beep.......beep......beep.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

last Christening I went to I decided that if someone asked me to be a god parent I'd have to decline
couldn't stand up in front of a load of people and lie my arse off about believing in God.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I get to do it in a few months time, should be fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I'm only doing it because my cousin (the dad) is one of my best friends ever
He's not religious, he's christening the kid because the family would never shut up about it otherwise (also, for the party).
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'm excited about that part
I have to miss my sister's birthday do the night before though, which has really pissed me off.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

It does my brain in.
My family should not drink. They're weird and annoying enough.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Nah, St Patrick's day out with my family is one of the best days of the year
We start when Mass finishes at 11 and do a pub crawl through all the Irish pubs in town. It's the only time I will go to church for a normal Mass.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I hate not being able to get to the bar.
I leave it to my family now.
I'm done with shenanigans.
it was alright when I used to get as drunk as them, because I could tolerate it. Now they all look like mongs. And novelty Guinness hats can fuck off and all.
I did make a cracking St Patrick t-shirt once though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm totally getting me one of these:
www.tshirtoftheday.co.uk/funny-t-shirts/drink-up-bitches-saint-patricks-day-girls-tshirt/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Catholics are the worst of the lot AA.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

If you see DJTP walking around with two black eyes, smashed in nose and an arm in a cast.... you know he's been cheating, best leave him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

D'you think, yeah?
Ok then.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

OH MAN ! Wow, awesome, how should we break the news to him? I'm thinking we could get Pat Sharp to do a shout-out on his radio show.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Yes, he is a close friend of Pat's.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)