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What a suprise.

Describe your ideal party.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:47, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Me, Monty and a large rubber sheet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I'm not sure that your incontinence is an appealing feature

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)
It's for when he spills the cocaine.
I have a beige carpet. It will be easier to spot on a rubber sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
eww charlie mixed with faeces and urine :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Aw shaddup Rory!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I bet he'd LOVE that
no sorry I mean pretend to love it online but when he's drunk on brandy tell me privatly how much you all disgust him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)
POTD!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
you can't call potd on yourself you twat

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
He plays by his own rules

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
And usually on his own.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I did lol at myself when I posted.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
like a crazy person?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I can handle disgust.
It's something I've encountered before.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
It's ok he didn't mention you,
I was just trying to set the cat amongst the pigeons.
Maybe there'll be some drama, I hope so.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is the sort of thing I say when I'm not smoking.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
i will happily buy you ten thousand cigarettes a month

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
You don't earn enough.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
by my maths
10,000 cigarettes = 500 packs of 20. say £7 for a pack of 20 = £3,500 per month.

er, yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
clicking this

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)
great
i needed a few more pander/hate gazzes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)
taking the "how much everything costs" thing a bit far dear

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)
he asked. well, sort of.
anyway, it's all relative. if i asked everyone in this office i'd be somewhere near the bottom, never mind in the city as a whole!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I don't know what mental world you live in
but you're not "near the bottom" of London wages.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)
money is all relative depending on who you know/socialise with etc
i would say that at least half of my friends in london earn more than i do.

and in this particular office (or "mental world" as you call it), surrounded by partners and senior lawyers, my salary IS at the bottom end because i am much more junior!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)
So when you say "everyone in the office" you mean "everyone I have to acknowledge the existance of"
When you say "everyone in the city" you mean "people I compete with"

How can you not realise how disgusting that is?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)
nope
that's not even remotely what i mean. firstly, when i said "everyone in the office", i meant everyone in THIS office. the people who aren't lawyers are on a different floor and therefore not in "the office" as per my post. secondly, i don't compete. i just do a good job. i work/ed my arse off for it though, firstly to get fucking good academics, and now at my job. what is so disgusting about that?

besides, like you would turn down a salary rise if you were ever offered one. might stop you moaning that you couldn't afford cigarettes for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)
It's not a matter of what you meant
it's a matter that you said "everyone" referning to the well paid. Basically forgetting about anyone with a low or medium income. even in your office I bet support staff out number lawyers, not to mention IT, telephony, security, cleaners, site managers etc etc. Now spread that to "the city" you've got millions of people who don't earn £25k even within the square mile. and you forgot they existed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)
my original point was about the people with whom you socialise
it just so happens that i don't know a lot of people in those roles because i don't meet them, so therefore i don't socialise with them. how many bankers/surgeons/supermodels do you hang out with on a regular basis? does it make you an inverse-snob if the answer is "very few"?

besides if you took an average of wages across the whole of the city, i'd still be towards the bottom bearing in mind the number of people who earn telephone number salaries. partners in a law/accountancy firm can trouser anything from £500k-£1,000,000 a year, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)
true, and you work a shitload longer and harder than I do
not in the sack though IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN


My main problem is that my mortgage payments are almost cripplingly large.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)
i do indeed
midnight on sunday, post midnight last night, will be post midnight tonight... you need to take up the violin instead of the guitar.

i think the bottle of vitamin water on my desk knew what you meant.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I don't have a problem with people who work harder than me earning more money
good on you.

I don't understand what you are saying about your water though.

I learned the other day that Vitamin water is made by coke and is full of sugar. is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)
i meant that "if you know what i mean" was so obvious that even a plastic bottle would have got it
and yes, yes it is.

i prefer "v-water" which is not.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)
ah I see.
perhaps if you had said "EVEN the bottle of vitamin water etc..."

good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)
well, i say "prefer"
i don't mean it. sugar makes everything tastier :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)
surely you are sweet enough already?
*gags*

sorry, bit of vomit there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I support you in your health kick, and as such, I'm going to bring up the topic of Graze Boxs
www.graze.com/ , if you all use this code, you can get a free box delivered straight to your desk..... VRJQXLX

Timberlake maybe bringing sexy back, but I'm bringing Grazebox back.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Are twenty tabs really £7?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Fucking hell
This just makes my wage look embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)
God, you are probably the most awful person here.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)
There ain't no party like an S-Club party.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Oh, for fucks sake, that'll teach me to reply to a thread I haven't read.
Still. Great slightly creepy minds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I was just checking to see if anyone had said that already.
Sad times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Not in my drum

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Serious answer is that my ideal party is the one I had last year.
Even though I was ill I had a great time and allegedly so did eveyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Your bash?
I'm afraid I can't make it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
What a shame.
*gets on with rest of her life*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I'll see what I can do with my social diary
I fucking love cake me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
You'll have to see Berk about that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
She can gaz me a slice
nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I'm so proud of you.
Such a trooper.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
*troops*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
What will you do this year, to ensure you're ill on the same day as your party?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I shall not be ill this year.
I want to have some fun! The kind of fun that only copious amounts of vodka can induce.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I wish I could drink vodka.
Copious amounts of vodka only induces mass drama, anger and tears for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Do you get 'the rage'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)
only a little, mostly it's the "my life is the most horrible life in the world"
where I sit in my car and listen to depressingly sad songs and cry my eyes out quite pathetically
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Owww.
What can you drink without getting all melancholy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I'm good if I stick with beer. Too much liquor in general causes me to go into full mood swing mode.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I've only ever had the rage once when drunk.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)
mostly I get that when drinking whiskey
god I love whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
How much is copious amounts?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Until I fall asleep usually.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)
After a litre? or more?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I don't know Jeff.
I never keep an eye on how much I'm drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Well you must know how many bottles you've opened!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Well it's never more than one.
That much I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)
We don't all have your stamina or capacity
if I drank that much I'd probably end up in hospital.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
It's all in the mixers.
The problem I've got, is that I'm permanently thirsty, so it's best I avoid spirits and stick to cider or lager.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)
A litre of vodka. Or more.
that's just...scary.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
It was a fantastic evening!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Nick Clegg and all his cronies.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)
One that I don't fall asleep at
until I've watched the sun come up, having drunk and danced the night away in good company.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)
One with my friends there, a bouncy castle, a massive BBQ going on in the background, and us just chilling in the sunshine, getting steadily pished.
Although I think that'd also make a superb bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Ain't no party like an S Club party.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Haha!
Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1054845
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1054845
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
sausage-fest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)
surely that'd be the wurst sort of party.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
'Frank' ly it was not that funny.
Dammit Berk
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Ugh
I never sausage a bunch of bad puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
*slow clap*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Haha
*goal celebrations*
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
You and your nimble fingers.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I've not had that said to me in a long time.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had it said to me
until just now...
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)
*Applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
thats an awfully
frankfurter assessment.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
thanks - it was a chance I didn't want Toulouse out on.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Oh, you
clever saucisson-of-a-bitch...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
It's true
he's a hot dog.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I think you Gloucester there...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I should have
Old Spotted that one coming...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Only if you don't get to banger

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I thought you were a veggie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I don't think that's what she meant

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Do you think she meant she likes parties with lots of cock on offer?
I donno, it was suptal.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You go to a lot of parties in Brighton, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
100% of the death threats I've received in the last 5 years are from people in Brighton.
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)
ketchup

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Is that why you post on here?
You like being surrounded by cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You are Mia Wallace AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)
NSDAP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
^wot he said

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Big house, decent music system, loads of people, dub DJ, MDs, lots of booze.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
You go to the bother of getting a decent music system then put Dub on it?
Shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
this

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Most of the DJs I know are dub DJs.
I'm not a massive fan of it myself.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
If you aren't a massive fan then scrub it.
That's it. Rub a dub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)
LEAVE.

THE.

INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is turning into a meme!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Oh oh and maybe get a couple of friend's bands in. That's always fun.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Can any of them play that Time Of Your Life song by greenday?
I think they call it 'good riddance' sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I don't care one way or the other about the music itself
that's up to the guests. I think why bother with a decent sound system for something that sounds like it's being played under 10 feet of water through a metal dustbin?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Oh, by that I meant decent decks, massive speakers, that sort of stuff.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Decks are shit.
iPod docks are the only way to do a house party.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
remove decks
and you immediately remove a signficant proportion of the risk of there being wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Nah, it's good to have decks in.
With ipod docks and stuff, you get twats who'll just randomly change what you're listening to. If they don't know how to do it, they can't.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I hate people who change carefully made playlists
almost as much as people who think their playlist is worth listening to
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I'm happy to just stick music on shuffle
but when people just walk up halfway through a song and start fucking about with stuff, or wanting to listen to full albums, that pisses me off.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)
yeah, that makes me mad too
this itunes dj and remote thing sound sensible though, being able to request songs and it adding it to the list.

as long as your guests don't have shit taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)
It does sound sensible
I don't have owt as posh as that though. Seriously, when people just start going through my ipod or the music on my computer, I want to kill them.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)
You must really hate your sister then...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Not talking to her at the moment anyway, stupid bitch.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Hmm, not good.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Meh, we'll probably be OK when we see each other.
She just said something really fucking rude yesterday, and refused to see how it could even be construed as offensive, let alone apologise.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)
assuming it's your copy of iTunes running it
you've got ultimate veto on everything.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)
A mate of mine has a very irritating tendency to do this with music.
The thing is, we pretty much all like the music that he's swapping to, but going from stuff like (early) Killswitch Engage to Parkway Drive gets very irritating, very quickly. Even worse, sometimes when I tell him to fuck off changing it, he'll instead put his headphones on in the middle of the room, and be an antisocial twat for about half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
iTunes DJ and Remote are your friends here.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Decks get trashed, too.
Used to have a pair of 1200s "inhereted" from a bar I used to run, along with a reasonably powerful (if a little crude ) setup. In the course of several years of parties I lost count of the number of needles that needed replacing because of wankers trying to "scratch" or whatever the youth of today call it.

Plus the epic night someone poured half a bottle of vodka into a power amp at full chat to "cool it down"

and fed about a pound of sausages to the bass bins.

Drugs, kids. they're bad, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Erm! I may have done this once at a party. The scratching that is.
The DJ wasn't happy : /
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)
It works fine if you have the right needles
and you know what you are doing. This doesn't usually apply to drunken/drugged houseparties.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)
iTunes DJ actually works pretty well.
Cos as long as anyone with an iPhone or iPod has Remote they can request stuff but can't change the playing order. I've used it for a couple of parties but then I've got all my music on HD connected to my AV amp so the dock would be unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Do you have any waterproof trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Why yes, yes I do. Would you like me to tell you about them?
I mean, they aren't specifically waterproof trousers per se, they are specifically functional but happen to have a waterpoof nature as part of the functionality. I have *counts* 5 pairs. Shall I tell you about each of them? I bet you're already sporting a semi just at the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)
The semi, or the trousers?
I've got one pair of offshore sailing trousers, I've got three pairs of salopettes (two for skiing and one for snowboarding) and the trousers of my hockey club warp-up suit thing are waterproof.

I can take pictures if that's what you really want. I mean, if it'll help you over the vinegar strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)
totally this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I think house parties are better with a shit sound system
means the music geeks can't spend all the time talking about it and have to have conversations.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I'd like to have a good old fashioned tea party. With dresses and big hats and little cakes and dollys and bears and chats with friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)
That's how I entice them too.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Which is by pure coincindence the sound they make when I....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Not my ideal party
But my friend has long been postulating the idea of a "Come Dressed As Crow Party." Initially I laughed this off, as the idea of a bunch of people gathering in a house dressed in lumberjack shirts, flappy wigs and big rubber noses was too absurd to comprehend, not to mention a touch creepy, but the idea seems to have gathered support - even my sister now reckons it should go ahead...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Fucking furries

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
It would certainly make hitting on the girls a bit weird.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Given that I basically dress like a middle-aged lesbian, yes it would.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Like Crow would even consider that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Get rid of your sofa.
And give your guests statues to sit on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
All conversation to be squawked from between statues.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
And you might as well let everyone shit on their statues as well.
You'll be able to keep to authentic that way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I still think this is an excellent idea.
I can't remember if I mentioned my feathered cape at that point or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I can't remember whether you've discussed this with The Fat Man
He's been talking about going through old photos to allow people to come dressed as the Various Ages of Crow. Like he could fit into one of our old school uniforms...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)
No, it was you who told me about it.
I've not seen the Fat Man since that time with the table. At least, I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Oh, I know it's been a while, but he's had the idea for a while.
And thinking about it, no, I don't think you have seen him since then.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)
SUCH a lovely last image of someone, don't you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Quite a...colourful one, certainly.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE AIMED FOR THE SHIRT

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)
YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY MISS THE SHIRT

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)
FUCK, I'M SORRY

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)
THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)
And you wonder why I didn't drink a lot on Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)
And I also wonder why I did.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)
My logic brain is not screwed on today.
I probably should have something to eat before I leave the house, I just can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)
By contrast, my already addled brain has become incredibly drowsy since I had lunch
Seems you can't win with this one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)
There is nothing to eat in the house apart from cake and beanburgers
I might just hang on and eat something after the doctor's, though I'm trying to save money by NOT eating out. Urgh.

How is the new office?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
A very pleasant change. I have carpets on the floors and blinds on the windows for the first time in over two years.
Plus I also feel like I'm getting some work done these days. (Well, not this afternoon particularly, but generally more than I was before)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
When do they stop paying you?
I wish you luck, btw. Hope you come out of it mainly in one piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
My last instalment comes through at the beginning of March. Then I'm on my tod.
Ta kindly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
South of France, all my close friends, pool, gin on tap, lots of shade, good food, midnight swimming.
OH WAIT IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING.

Other than that a repeat of the T party apart from when I embarrassed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)
And how many different varieties of animal will be you eating this time?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)
No idea, but it'll be fresh and delicious.
I ate so much animal over the weekend. It was part glorious, part horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Part horrific?
Did you take a bite out of one and suddenly realise it was still alive?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)
No, just very distressing
I couldn't write down exact numbers in my black book, so rounded up horribly and thus felt bad all day, as well as feeling like I'd underestimated anyway.

Well, I've probably had 4 times as much protein in that weekend than I had in the week before, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)
*cough*JEALOUS*cough*

(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Not only that, but I'm going to Cannes for a week before, too :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)
You're just showing off now
I'm not going on holiday at all this year :(
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This holiday is largely replacing eating, both as a cost and a bikini mechanism.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I'm not sure there's a holiday destination in the world that would persuade me to don a bikini
or that I can cut down my food budget any further to save up to go away, sadly.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Due to horrible scars, I'd have to wear a retro-style high waisted one
though I might just stick with my swimming dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)
When I went to Kos, I was about one of three women on the whole island not wearing a bikini.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Same when I went to Spain
well, I say bikini. Most of them were bikini bottoms or nothing at all, apart from me quite self-consciously wearing a swimming costume.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Sod rachelswipe's holiday, /OT should gatecrash this one!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)
It is at a b3tan's house, after all...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I think getting to the south of france
is probably more feasible than trying to stow away all the way to the caribbean, too...
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)
As long as we can get Monty to bite his tongue on the way through customs
We could turn it into some sort of hellish interwebular coach trip.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I can only imagine my poor, dear, friend's face when he sees you all turn up.
He'd probably chuck me out too, for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Monty's wake
Though Psychochomp's might have more dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I imagine this at PCs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7xXgIgV6DA
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Well you won't have to wait too long for mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)
And don't forget I have first dips on the drugs and records.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-hunted-after-sex-attack-on-lamb-2193867.html
Had to share - Derby fans on the loose (for you, Darth)
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)
here you go, lazy people:
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-hunted-after-sex-attack-on-lamb-2193867.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

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