Your post makes me miss London.
On the up side, my baby is sitting in the highchair eating a croissant, outsmugging Vipros.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bless the wee smug baby
How's she doing? And how YOU doin'?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Can't complain, Labs, can't complain.
Yourself?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Recovering from a nasty cough/cold/lurgy thing
And my home pc died, but other than that I'm grand thanks! The diet seems to be working, I've lost weight, and as soon as I shake this cold I'll get back to exercising.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Good stuff (apart from the PC and the lurgi)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Those two are more immediately fixable
I did stupidly say to PJM that I'd be up for the London to Brighton sponsored cycle thing. He then said it's offroad, and about 80 miles...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

She needs to start growing her smug beard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Don't worry, she will quit being so smug once the food makes it through her system
and gives a nice smelly diaper
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Trudat
Or wait until they are on antibiotics and you then have to deal with mustard yellow explosive shit that smells of corpses. I like those ones the best....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

*boik*
why do people breed?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

hahaha!
Only parents know the answer to this - it simply cannot be explained to a non-parent.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Lack of imagination. (joking)
Masochistic tendancies?
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

nothing good on telly
better parking spaces.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)