Surprisingly, not a great deal is shit at the moment
I'm tired, work is a bit meh and money will be tight this month as ever, but that's about it. 7/10 good effort. I'm also full of cheesecake which is probably playing a role in my good mood.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you been to the supermarket now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I went to the 'surprisingly average' market earlier.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I used to live on a rough estate and had to walk home via the supermarket everynight.
Well, it was the Safeway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Jesus...
but it asda be done, I suppose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Jeff
Leave the internet now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

What about DG?
He is ALWAYS punning on here as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

But he's not a massive arsehole

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

+ got
+ so it feels better when I roger him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
We could totally go on Match of the Day! We'd be football pundits!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)

None of that sexist banter though....eh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Get back in the kitchen and make me dinner.
While you're at it, please rub your tits suggestively.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I can see you and Jeff are going to get on.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I did say 'please'.
I'm not totally unreasonable.

*wanks while crying and reciting the offside rule*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

In interfering with yourself a lot like interfering with play?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Unbelievable Jeff!
Hang on, I'm Jeff....

You can imagine the continuity announcer, 'And now, Match of the Day, you're watching BBC Pun'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I like you Jeff
Because I enjoy the sensation of deja vu.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)

You like me?
Deja WOO!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

You're very popular.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I don't think I am Blousie.
I keep getting asked to leave the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Yes but we always ignore the fact you don't.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

You're going to put me on ignore?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)

No dear.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Don't push me now..
I mean, you're asking about emotions and stuff that I'm not sure about.

But...but...yeah - I think Jeff is OK. Oh Fuck I've gone all red and I'm going to hide behind the bus stops.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)

What flavour cheesecake?
Quickly - this is important.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I fucking love cheesecake

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)

And me!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Yes I love you
but I really REALLY love cheesecakes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Flavour
That's important. CRUCIAL.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

cheesecake flavored cheesecake?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I'd plump for orange

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Now that's a GOOD call from our Irish correspondent.
Norway - come in Norway - your Cheesecake preference?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Norway says "Cinq point"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Anything citrus is good I reckon.
Although Key Lime Pie is probably the best thing to come out of America since I had a wank off the Golden Gate Bridge.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I really don't get it.
I don't think it's that good.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I've never had it. Not sure how I feel about citrus cheesecake.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

it's not cheese cake
sort of like lemon meringue
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Had it once and couldn't finish it.
I think I found it too sweet.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)

apparently it's just lime juice, sugar and eggwhites

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I bought it in a supermarket here
so maybe not a great example of the breed. That thing was dense.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I imagine a home made one would be quite sweeter

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I never thought I'd agree with anything you said
But Key Lime Pie wins so many prizes it's incredible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Awww, I'm genuinely touched.
I now rescind my wish that you contract AIDS.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)

HURRY UP

( thealternativefact, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

It's dessert, y'understand
We see eye to eye on dessert.

I'm not stepping back on any other issue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

White chocolate and raspberry for me.
Or baked vanilla. Or chocolate fudge. Or anything with cinnamon in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Beckyletters made an amazing chocolate orio cheesecake for one of my BBQs

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

That sounds absolutely delicious
I kind of really, really, REALLY want to make these


Even if I put on about 5kg after eating them, I'll be a happy fatty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Urgh! You're all stark staring mad.
I'm so glad I don't have a sweet tooth.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Holy shit
they look fucking amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Yes, yes they do.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I quite like the ones covered in white fudge

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I had a novel chocolate and baileys one a while back
the cook used too much gelatine though so I stormed out in disgust once I'd cleaned my plate.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Oh Baileys, the first alcohol I decided to try.
It's such a young teenager drink.

I'm looking forward to baking cakes again when I get home. I will try my hand at cheesecake though, I've not done one before.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Totally is
but I can't imagine anyone getting drunk on it. I'd say the results could be stupendously messy.

I haven't made one in years. They usually went wrong but were eaten nonetheless.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I was drinking Baileys at 3am on New Years.
It was enjoyable.

I had an excellent cheeky Glayva with my dad on christmas day too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

That stuff looks nice
must look out for it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Start a new thread, lad.
Call me a cunt in it.

I've got half an hour before I stop drinking and I'm bored.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)