I never understand why people have a problem dressing for an occasion
if you did this you wouldn't feel like a sore thumb that has just been rammed up Happybara's wife's anus and is now being used by the clubs toilet monkey to add a dash of musk to the happy clubbers...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's the smart-casual that trips me up
black tie, formal, cocktail, dinner. Any of those I have no problem with, but smart-casual can go either way
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Wear a nice, non-slutty dress
Not implying you have slutty dresses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Yeah I have two or three dresses
I trot out every-time, but sometimes the bastards lie. Some law dinner said smart-casual so I turned up in a grey dress and heels, only to find everyone else in little black dresses. I looked like a fat washed out shadow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

You're not fat
And it's better to be dressed nicely but different to all the others.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It just means you can go casual but it has to be your smartest casual clothes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

But who judges what your smartest casual clothes are?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Common sense does.
You're fucked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

A good tip for life is that it is better to be over dressed than under dressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's also better to be 'pissed off' than 'pissed on'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I was still dressed extremely well, as always, although yes it wasn't quite right for where we were going.
But as mentioned I had no intention of going out, and then when I did I only planned to go to the first couple bars and then head home. But the girls twisted my arm and dragged me into the aforementioned club.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

+so I waited until they were all off on the dancefloor and then scarpered with their handbags.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

wearing a hoodie does not constitute dressing extremely well
don't get me wrong, I have nothing against hoodies and wear one most of the time myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Trust me this one is acemans.
So much so that one of the girls asked to wear it and then refused to give it back for about an hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

does it have ears?
or spikes?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

No, but it is forest green.
That's just as good, right?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

the spikes and ears aren't a good thing
what is so good about it?

(green is a plus though, as it is my preferred colour)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)