Pets are useless.
You just spend all your time cleaning up their shit and all your money on vet bills.
Yes, yes, before you start, babies are useless too but their health care is free and one day they'll wipe up my shit.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are also married to a cat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

you've changed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Nope. I have always maintained that cats are owned by emotionally-stunted people.
I like dogs but I'm not allowed one
*dog-related sadface*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I meant about babies.
I know you think cats are the last refuge of the emotionally crippled.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Dogs are owned by shallow, emotionally-simple people.
The kind of spanner who enjoys the fact that a slavering mong is pleased to see them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

so.... anyone who would go out with [insert username of choice here] then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

This, dogs demand too much attention, and anyone who says otherwise
has never tried to train one. They are needy simple fuck wits who can be trained to do menial tasks. I would rather have a live in immigrant than a dog.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

i've got one of those, she's great.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I bet she doesn't sniff your crotch either,
actually you rich London types are into some kinky shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Jesus they're not THAT bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Immigrants or dogs old boy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Immigrants are worse than dogs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I dunno man... I just don't know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

When was the last time the Britain was flooded with unwanted
Polish dogs?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Well if you put it like that I concede.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You've just got to treat 'em right Bob.
Throw them the odd bone and you'll have a great dog-owning relationship.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I do like dogs but I don't have the patience to own one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Like Alan's 'friend'.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Good day to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Tips hat

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Are you calling Lusty a spanner?
After all, she's always pleased to see you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Look, you can have a dog OR a husband.
Even if you were to get a chihuahua I'd lay good odds on it eating him within a fortnight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

That's why I'm not allowed a hamster either.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

You are Richard Gere AICMFP.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

To see which is better, lock you dog and wife in the boot of a car for several hours.
When you return, which one is happier to see you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Whereas one day my cat will kill me on the stairs
and then eat my corpse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)