i REALLY wanted to see that
i am waiting for the nephew/nieces to get it on dvd so i can justify it.

says the girl who has all 4 shreks on dvd.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My nephew wants to see Paul but he's only 10 and it's a 15 cert.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)

that's what kids do though
how many 15/18's did you sneak into?

it only failed for "hellraiser iii" when my dumbass friend asked for four halves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Fucking hell
you were lucky there, Hellraiser 3 is fucking awful. But not as bad as number 4.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

i have seen it since
you are right. dreadful. but then i've not seen i, ii or iv.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

One is poor, but only because the effects are pretty crap, the story is a bit scary
Two isn't great, but if you like one you'll probably like it. Three is pretty awful, four is Hellraiser in space. Nuff said.

I seem to recall five actually being pretty good because it wasn't much like Hellraiser at all, more like Jacobs Ladder.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

hang on
how many of the cunts are there?

3 is enough for any range of films, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Don't think I ever managed to sneak in to a film underage
perhaps an 18 when I was 17, but never any 15s. I just looked too young.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I went to see the Texs Chainsaw Massacre when I was 17.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

i was always the one who got served
sadly i've never had any trouble looking my age :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

HAHA you look old and haggard
with your sparkling green eyes the only reminder that you used to be young and attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

this is just wrong
i've never been attractive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Oh swipey, had I known you seven years ago I would happily have slipped you one.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

you don't know how special this makes me feel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

It should do
seven years ago I was totally over the mental illness and had slept with over FOUR women! I would have rocked your world.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

it was 3 women
and a left-handed wank wasn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Bollocks
have you even seen yourself?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i will take this as a massive compliment
coming from the b3tan who was described by someone after the last bash as "possibly the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in real life, seriously stunning"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes* ahhhhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Christ, whoever that was really doesn't get out much! Although of course I am tremendously flattered even if I know it not to be the case.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

i swear to god!
i don't reveal my sources, but that's almost word for word what he said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Haha, who needs to justify it?
it's absolutely ace. Can do you a copy if you like?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

omg i would LOVE that!!
if you get chance, please do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I'll get my hands on some DVD-Rs
and see what I can do :)
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

You can lick your own vagina.
That's what you can do.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

it's certainly a fuck of a lot more
than she'd ever let you do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

She'd want to let me
but she's scared of my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

only if the choice
was you, chompy or bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

If the choice was chompy
it wouldn't be a choice, he'd have the drugs in your drink before you noticed he was there, and then he'd be up your muff like a homesick abortion.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

like he'd bother giving her pleasure!
no no, i think he'd be far more likely to drug her, shove his cock in her mouth and manipulate her nodding head into a semblance of a blowie, and then leave her unconscious and covered in a thick trail of sticky spunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I've realised since I have a DVD drive now
that I can watch DVDs but only own about 10 and I think one of them is one I bought myself. I don't know where one starts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I have a lot of dvds
probably 250 or so. This is what happens when you don't have a tv.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

i bought loads on ebay when i bought my flat
but i don't like boys seeing them, as there are a few in there like "shawshank" which they approve of, but generally they mock me for my dreadful girly taste in rom-coms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I don't have a TV, either
which is why I think I should make the effort to buy a few DVDs, thing is I fret that I won't watch them more than once and so they just cost money and take up space.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

lovefilm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Best thing I signed up for.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)