Bloody hell
what's your tally for today already then? It's barely even the afternoon!
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it makes up for the last 3 years
3 cards, 1 cupid gaz and 2 bunches of flowers. but 1 was from the ex, and therefore doesn't count, as he is a married stinking sack of shit who just wants to cheat on his wife!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Pffft
Do you want a side order of croissants with that?

I received today exactly the same thing as I have received for the last *counts* 4 years: A gert big fuck all.
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

i've been in 3 and 4 year relationships where i got fuckall
this is why today is so surprising!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Sensible question time
if Valentines means a lot to you, why didn't you say something after the first time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

the first time around we were at uni
and it never occurred to me.

the second time, if you want me to be brutally honest.... i didn't want another black eye/split lip!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

My tally is: 2 wanks
1 little cry, 1 lord's prayer,1 big cry, 1 session of self harm and some self loathing poetry.

Later I'm making cupcakes...WITH MY BLOOD!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Only 2?
Have you got little flid arms or something?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

My mother died of little flid arms, you bastard!


She couldn't get the Lemon curd open and starved to death
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

She could get it open?
EDIT - sneaky ninja
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Proper officelol!!
Now with added golf clap
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I had a wank fantasising over the Valentines card I received earlier.
Then I looked at it again and recognised my mum's handwriting.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

and decided to fist myself instead, for old times sake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)