I really hope that you run Marcus off the internet
Perhaps he'll kill himself due to the furore of organised internet hatred against him. With any luck his frumpy wife and disfigured child will be pushed into a life of destitution on a Council sink estate.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh I hope this happens.
This would definitely be my preferred outcome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

you two are such a pair of sweethearts
it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I always make you feel warm and fuzzy inside
you see my name and your all "God Damn my vagina is so wet and fizzy right now, I wish I actually bothered to go to one of those things he kept inviting me too so I could actually meet him"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

how can i have this reaction to your name when you keep changing it?
my poor little minge cannot keep up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Your minge can never keep up
with the veritable plethora of new cock passing through it each day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

i fucking wish, jeff/al
i fucking wish.

well actually i'm not complaining right now. but you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

OMG YOU GOT SOME COCK!?
Was it good? Was it a "good size"? Or was it actually a good size? Do you prefer more length or girth? Did he last a long time? Did you get a bit bored towards the end and think "I wish he's just finish"?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

i only talk about shit sex
but the last question is definitely true. if there's one thing all young men should know, it's: we don't like them TOO big and we don't like you to bang away for TOO long. everything in some form of moderation please, kthxbai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I'm totally with you on that sista
I always make sure my lady is comfortable and having a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yes I fucking know this
I'm starting to get sad with you and Labs constantly telling me this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

you should get a different hair cut
I have and she fucking loves it. so does your mum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

it won't change his personality though will it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

depends how much they take off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I totally got a haircut
trimmed nice and short, and I shaved under my balls too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I got a haircut the other day
the woman cutting it was so hot it is untrue. Meant I didn't mind that somehow it took A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Not me though right?
Because I'm awesome. Lab on the other hand...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Do you want a lift to BGBs bash?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Depends, are you going to leave me at a service station somewhere?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Maybe
We'll play Stobart with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you taking Mrs Al?
I was going to cram in a car with wooks, lusty, clendrix and labs chins but he's on a diet so I'm scared he may eat me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yes Mrs Al is coming too
so you can take great pleasure in telling me that she's better than me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Did you hear the gossip though Swipey?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

which bit?
i know much gossip, but how do i know if i know the bit you're talking about until you tell me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

The bit my name refers to.
What else do you know then? Gaz me something juicy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I would like to know how you've come to this conclusion?
I'm fairly sure I would have noticed if I'd had sex with Jeff.
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Chompy on the other hand....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

He's like a shadow

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Until he rohypnols you
Then he's like a bear on a trampoline
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

All paws, claws and flattening

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

*voms up rice and jalapeno dinner*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

*guffaw*
it's funny because he's a rapist whose MO is to use chemicals to render his victims unconcious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

hmmm
is this the rape meme? or are you implying that he has a pointless little cock which is so small and withered that she didn't notice? it can't be that she has a cavernous glistening maw of a vag, as that would be a bit hypocritical.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah, you would have thought so wouldn't you
so, either he's a bit small, or you're a bit loose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Or it's a little from column A
And a little from column B
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I do my kegels, ta, no chip up the motorway for me.

(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

fizzy?
I don't even want to think of the possibilities that could cause such a symptom. I should probably stop reading QOTW.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

al likes to shove berocca up his arse
he then judges everyone by his own standards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

The wackiest thing I get up to
is sprinkling Tabasco sauce on my chips.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

well if you're SURE you didn't shag your sister??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Pretty sure, although what does that have to do with me chips?

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)