I start fires

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well it's now definitely hotting up in my knickers.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Alright darlin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Yup!
Been doing the fandango lately?
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Had a competition yesterday in fact
In Romford. It was most surreal; in the main hall were the various orange-coloured freaks in ridiculous dresses competing, and in the adjacent bar were several heavily-tattooed Essex stereotypes loudly cheering on West Ham
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Good job West Ham won then really.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah, I was getting some very questioning looks whilst watching it
I was only wearing a shirt, tie, waistcoat and my Latin trousers. Not a sequin in sight. When Liverpool scored I decided to scarper cos I was wearing a red tie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

start fires bum sailors

/inspiration fail
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

You're not really trying this morning, are you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

He's trying every morning.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I imagine he looks all pale and tired after his week off.

( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

You are not Billy Joel AICMFP

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Hahaha
Well played, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

<s>start fires</s>
'm 122 years old from east germany. I'm a retired dictator.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Haha!
Unusual twist, I like it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)