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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:13, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't I'm afraid, I've already got two big weekends planned this month.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Good you're not welcome in my house

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You're welcome in mine by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Just because she comes to your house
doesn't mean she is agreeing to have sex with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Yes al I know what that means,
I was just pointing out that I don't have a problem with TGB.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

This statement appears to be implying you would like to rape TGB
I'm not happy about this. TGB may be a lot of unpleasant things, but she doesn't deserve this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Nicest thing you've ever said
cheers Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I wouldn't rape anyone al, that's clear in most peoples minds but yours.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

and mine

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that, lets see:
EDIT - Poll Now Closed
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

pfft

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

needs a "both" column
it's possible to be a rapist AND a cunt, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

is it therefore possible to be a rapist and not a cunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

you need a philosopher for that sort of existential question
where's labs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

wankathon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Lazy cunt
Can he not type with the other hand?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm here, just emailed a lawyer and idly job hunting
"is it therefore possible to be a rapist and not a cunt?"

Think of it like two Venn diagrams for the possibilities of rapist and cuntitude:

In one viewpoint we have one big circle to represent Cuntitude, and a smaller circle wholly within this, like a cancerous nipple, representing Rapism. This would be the viewpoint of all rapists are cunts.

The other viewpoint would have the same big Cuntitude circle, but this time the Rapism circle sticks out the side, like a tumor. This covers the viewpoint that some rapists are cunts, but not all.

Now logic doesn't really factor into this, we'd have to base our conclusions on scientific data and/or anecdotal evidence. Like with most, if not all scientific theories, they can be proven by a singular example (rigorously and independently tested, of course).

Therefore, name me one rapist who is NOT a cunt, and you have your answer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Of course I could have put forward a more psychological argument
That assessed if any degree of Cuntitude was necessary for a rape to take place, and if there could be rape without a single ounce of Cunt being present within the rapist.

Or I could have argued more Philosophically and questioned whether an actor 'raping' another actor in a film (with various degrees of 'realism', from your average 18 rated film up to the hardcore violent stuff that Monty's trying to talk Dutch Schteve into trying out) qualifies as rape, and if so would the presence of a quick handshake and "good work there" comment at the conclusion of filming show a lack of cuntitude.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

wow
i am very impressed with the depth of erudite thought and learning that has gone into this.

*pants melt off*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I am impressed with the levels of sarcasm here
To be honest, I just bullshitted and waffled on. Like a true philosopher.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

OMG! You've met Enzyme?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Lollerskates
I have, but didn't get chance to speak to him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Alright own up
who is clicking the "Something Else" button.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

there's one rather obvious candidate who stands out, al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

He's not welcome in any womens house
that doesn't stop him though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh well I'm working that day anyway so I probably won't be going

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Alrigh Gonz.
I reckon you could totally tap this ass.

b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1098944

Have a word with SF about how to play her obvious low mood and self-esteem at this moment and BOOM, 2011's not a dry year.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I love you Gonz
I might not be able to come on that day, but do you think maybe we could arrange another trip during the week sometime, just me, you, Clendrix, maybe another couple of select b3tans, and maybe my wife?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Sorry
I don't think I'll be able to come, especially with living in Dorset now. Not that that would stop me attending if I could!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

good god man
why would you move to Dorset?

I've been forced to spend half my weeks here, and it's dreadful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Lyme Regis is OK for a massive alcohol session, from experience.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

that much can be said of many places
doesn't mean they are any good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I moved in with the misses
We live way out in the country, and not even a pub within 5 miles. it is kinda shit, except the company tthat is.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

whereabouts?
I'm near Blandford.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

West Country racism, all the counties of Wessex hate each other

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

That's because they are all equally shit
Devon and Cornwall are great, but the Cornish have a chip on their shoulders
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

chip second head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Don't speak about the Cornish like that
They don't all have a second head.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

some have a third as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

True

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I can't come because I liked my food to be cooked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Most sushi is cooked.
Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

And not fish
unless it is in finger form or taramasalata
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

ur bent.
Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It does thank you, I feel complete

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Get lots of inari pockets for me plz

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

inari otter's
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Oh, I'm incredibly moist and succulent and slightly sweet-tasting.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Except you don't like people finding that out for themselves
Unless they lick their fingers after giving you a warm up poke.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I taste nicer with lots of soy sauce.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Brings new meaning to The Ring of Bright Water

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

!!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I had chicken tarka for dinner last night

it's like a chicken tikka, only a little 'otter...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Fuck Off

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Never!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Oh god no that's shit.
I've heard to too many times. I remove my approval.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

It's the best otter joke I know....
and by best I mean only
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

*stabs repeatedly in spleen*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Oi I need that for...something important

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

useful for venting

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I have a can of those, I don't know what they do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)