Cunts.
Fucking seething, I am, today. Fucking shitting cunting fucking ex fucking bitch cunt arsehole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:07, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

: /

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

so same as every day?
I think you only need post your mood if it's unusual, like say for example youa re only midly annoyed. Or - god forbid - happy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I think
the chances of me ever being 'midly' annoyed are somewhat slim.

I'm sorry I'm not happy. Sorry about that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Well at least you're sorry about it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I'm sorry about you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

what has she done now?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I bet she pissed through his letterbox

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I bet she shat in a paper bag, set it on fire, left it on his doorstep, rang the bell and ran away

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*Brings back childhood memories*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Poor old Pookie,
stuffed into a bag, set fire to and stamped on as a child.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I paid a lot of money for it though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Just more ill-mannered cuntiness, inflexibility and rudeness.
You don't want to know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I still recommend destroying her.
not with your penis though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

You're wrong
He should totally have another kid with her, then he has to look after his daughter when the bitch's in hospital with the second.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

where were you yesterday hmm?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Driving my folks to Heathrow
Why?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

idle curiosity

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Paranoia...tingling
But not enough to trawl through yesterdays threads.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

At one point
I said I'd like to see you have a fight with a barbecue, if that helps.

Everyone lolled liked mad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

No you didn't
Stop lying to try to make yourself look cool.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

He did
It's the laughing he's lying about
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

She's marrying an Eastern European.
An unemployed one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*Monty walks into the room*
"GNAH I AM SO GOSH DARN ANGRY !"
*Audiance laughs*
"MY EX IS A FUCKING BITCH AND I'M GOING TO CUT OUT HER CUNT WITH A CHAINSAW, BLINDFOLDED"
*Audiance whoops and hollars*
Gonz: "What's up Montstar? Are you alright"
*Audiance 'woooo's *
Mont: "No, my ex is a fucking bitch, she's only gone and [whatever she's done]"
Gonz: "Calm down Monts, have a nice glass of yop"
*Monty has a glass of yop and calms down*
Gonz: "That's better !"
Mont: "Oh fuck yeah', the cool calming embrase of Yop down the gullet. Thank's Gonz, I'm much better now"
Gonz: "No worries mate"

He's Moonty, and that's Goonzo, the angriest and friendliest guys you know !
He's Moonty, and that's Goonzo, welcome to our sit-com show !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Are you on Yop commission?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Gotta be funnier than 'Miranda'.
I reckon this could be a hit show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I find Crimewatch to be funnier than Miranda

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Do you play Psychochomp bingo while you watch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Hahaha!
Look, there he is again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Crimewatch is funnier than quite a lot of things.
Most things, really.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

My piles are funnier than Miranda

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)