Isn't it horrible that Swipey and her friends are so disgustingly shallow
and yet conversley spend all their time bitching that "There are no decent men out there". I think if they took the time to look harder, they would realise that the problem actually lies with them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

trying again
don't be absurd, how could the problem possibly lie with them?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I don't think a hare lip would put me off but then again I've been out with a ginger so I'm used to deformaties.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Best shag of my life was with a ginger girl
Didn't date her though, does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

"best shag of your life" ?
at your young age? ha, you have NO IDEA yet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Of my life so far, yes.
And every time I put myself forward for any of your desperate friends, you simply point out they'd 'break me'.

Bring it on, I say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Its a good way to go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

that's her way of saying that you don't meet the criteria
you're not a minted Adonis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That's fine by me
But I still think I could be up for the challenge, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

this is where you are wrong
it really does lie with them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

"Oh but hun, you'll find someone one day who'll accept you for you, you're a wonderful person, it's just that I'm not the right kind of girl for you."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)