It's all about the minecraft now you fahkin n00b

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man I been doing some minecrafting
I minecrafted the shit out of some blocks
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I've been making fucking bookshelves,
they don't look that great :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

We've got a minecraft server going with some guys at work
All I've built is towers up to the skybox, over and over

No imagination
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I built a massive hilltop fortress
It was impregnable, however spiders kept spawning inside my gardens, no matter how many torches I had around the place.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I wandered through a tunnel yesterday and died suddenly
Turns out slimes were spawning in the walls and were so big they could hit me through the sides
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It can be brutal
I learnt the hard way not to dig at your feet, when I fell into a massive cavern.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Oh yeah
dig
dig dig
dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig SHIT *weeeeeeeeee*
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I have learned not to dig at all,
because as soon as you've got loads of good stuff from exploring giant cave systems, A MILLION ZOMBIES will appear and kill you. Or I might just be shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Random innit
I had a room in the bottom of the mine beneath my fortress that comprised solely of a 'throne' surrounded by a moat of lava. That made me happy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I was incredibly pleased when I discovered how to make a bed.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You need a computer game for that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I made a tower
WITH A BLUE ROOF
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I am constructing a Minecraft version of Petra.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

My mates want to recreate the hanging gardens of babylon.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

When I've finished I think I'm probably just going to kill myself.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Internet bloke in 'shit at DIY shocker'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I built a bookcase using only a garlic press once
I was most proud of my DIY skillz
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Minecraft appears to be virtual Lego
*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

You never sent me that Gaz

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Have you bought the game?
I thought I did...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I've just bought it now
Just so I can troll it.
( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Ha ha, I'll get you my ip address when I get home.
And make sure you're just an observer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It's an exceptionally addictive game

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Really? I just don't see the appeal.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

BUILDING STUFF is the appeal.
REALLY BIG STUFF.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

And then crying in a hole because you're lost and there's a creeper and it's dark.
Waaah
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I like creepers, you can get them to do the excavating for you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Watch the Yogscast minecraft stuff on youtube
it's very funny.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I saw a video ages ago, before I think the new release came out
where a guy tried to put a fire in his fireplace and burnt his whole house down. Or something. I guess it's a more geeky Sims?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)