I think the internet would break
if Akabusi and Rentaghost collide
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They just did, surely

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

It was a minor scrape, not a full collision

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I don't really know what rentaghost is...
There seems to be a lot of bad 80's telly being banded around the place this week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Just looked at Wikipedia, it looks "fucking shit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:09, Reply)

You're shit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Morning Blousie!
*Waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Hello hon!
I've just been horrible to someone and it felt goooooood.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I have a hard time imagining you being horrible Blousie.
What'd you do?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

She said I was fat and ugly!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

what a rude thing to say.
You're not *that* ugly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

how are you?
not injured I hope
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm okay. Bit sore and shaken still, but I'll be fine, I'm sure.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

glad to hear it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Good to hear it
Any news from the Police yet?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

nope, not heard from them.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

They have sent a message in a bottle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I actually apologise for this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

you shouldn't
it was good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I was hoping my legs wouldn't break

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

truth hurts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Funny
'Truth' is what I call my penis.
Just kidding, it's 'Justice'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

mine is called "Hammer of the Gods"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Conan the destroyer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Excalibur

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Lord Geromy the third of Winkydale

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Mjolnir-lolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

it gives new meaning to the lyrics of Immigrant Song

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I just looked at the lyrics for Immigrant Song
and it is more amusing than I thought (i.e. it is slightly amusing)

"The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

'Justice' 'Wee willie winkie'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

'Wee willie winkie' It's down here somewhere
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Yours is called 'mirage'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

"Dusty"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Please remove film before first use

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

film cellophane barrier
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Tell us the story!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Pay attention.
I said NakedApe was shit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'm enjoying this bad Blousie side.
*kicks a puppy*
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I quite like evil Blousie as well
*kicks the puppy back to Blousie*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*ducks your aunt*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Just summat the olds bang on about and only dimly remember through the fog of their ever deteriorating memories

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

*crosses off /talkers I like list*

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah yeah grandma
*flicks v's, goes off to play jumping jacks*

Kids still like jumping jacks right?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

If by 'jacks'
You mean 'old women who happen to amble through the underpass in your hood on pension day', then yes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I wouldn't know, I don't hang out in povvo areas
We don't let those awful 'hoodies' out of their dens
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

my grandma had one of those rainhoods
she didn't just wear it on pension day, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)