MEN
and the answer is ALL THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you quite numb down there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

that was not what i meant
and no, tender and sensitive as a baby orchid, thank you very much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Not this one, too?

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

it's not a romantic issue
it's a work issue

but never mind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Better than bad, then!

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

i have read this three times and i still don't understand it
is that your fault or mine?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Makes sense to me.
Not as bad as the worst scenario. Better than bad.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i would ten times rather have romantic hassles than work hassles
romantic hassles - drink a bottle of vodka, pull someone else. sorted.

work hassles - doom, death, decay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I forget about work the moment I leave the office.
So I guess we have a different work/life priority paradigm going on.

I'm thinking about a career change, incidentally.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

career sex
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I'm a barely attractive man.
I'd be a fucking hideous woman. No point in making myself less likely to get action.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Go 50/50:
Double your chances.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

No flaw in this logic.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

To quote Jim Jefferies
It's hard to be a stud, you need to be good looking, witty, have great hair, money and a fake job.
It's easy to be a slut, you just have to be THERE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Because of my own incredible shallowness where looks are concerned,
I tend to assume others are the same. I shall take your post under advisement.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm not shallow
I just have high standards. Totally different. Yep.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't kid myself.
I'm a horrible, horrible person.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh that's good, it can get over and done in the adbreaks and nobody will be disapointed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Someone's got man trouble
Come sit on my knee and tell uncle Jeremy all about it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Fuck off back to ITV2 Kyle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

back to ITV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'd like to say at this point that if your name really is Jeremy you needn't fuck off
but you have my sympathies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's really not otherwise I would have killed myself by now
people called Jez = twats

fact
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

what about "jezzer" ?
i've dated a jezzer. he stuck his fork in my dinner.

there was no second date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Is sticking 'a fork in your dinner'
A euphemsim?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

fork pump action yoghurt rifle
dinner ear during dinner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

This is a brilliant, brilliant post
I don't care if Finchy said it first, "Pump action yoghurt rifle" cracks me up every time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

One of my favourite's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That's an unusual euphemism for it
Unless of course he was sporting a trident

EDIT: damn you, DogFucker!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

FYI Jezzer is even worse
Seb is similar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

omg you 3 are just dirty disgusting boys
who are dirty and disgusting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'm not the one who stuck my "fork" in your "dinner"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

You so want us
Three dirty disgusting boys, three holes that need filling. Coincidence?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Leave me out of this Darth.
You just want to see other mens cocks and are trying to use Swipe as a conduit for your member munching lust.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

7/10
Points for alliteration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Three holes that need filling?
What are you suggesting here, DF? Because it sounds like you want her to strap on and bum you all one after the other.

You're definitely straight, though. Because it's a girl you want to bum you. That's not a gateway bumming at all. Nope.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*adds 'gateway bumming' to lexicon*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

7/10
"gateway bumming" made me officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll protect you.
*eyes your 'dinner' lasciviously*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Where?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Delaware

( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

A little mouse with clogs on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Nice to see the old classics are still around.
Al dropped a 'Sid James' yesterday too - fair brought a tear to me old japper, it did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Dropping a 'Sid James'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's when your shit looks like a walnut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)