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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good news everyone
The new updated Sad Chart is out.

Based on the number of posts made over the last two weeks (using the initial data from the original sad chart) this is a more acurate representation of how sad you really are. And we seem to have a new leader! Round of applause please!

A poorly made badger for the winner/loser available here
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:53, 120 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Fourth?
I can't even win at being sad : (

However, I have noticed that I'm the lead female sad cunt so that's something to be proud of......I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Is your fanny doing a sadface?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
If I could look right now I think it would be.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
She can make it wink too

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
In your face Blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
You've got kids.
There's no way I can beat you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
The fight is lost

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I'm kinda middling sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
As am I.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I'm closer to properly sad
and not helping myself by typing this
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
In an effort to be less sad, I'll start compiling my replies:
Tried that once, left a sour taste in the mouth.
Once a month or so, though more often if I have special events to attend.
Your FACE is 'fucking shit'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Same sad as me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Fucking work firewall
Where am I in comparison to you? And who's the new winner?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
You're both doing very well, as can only be expected

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You're 5th, I'm 15th, Jeff is first.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
FIFTH? Shut up
I don't post THAT much, do I? Who else is ahead of me apart from Blousie?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
3rd!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Jeff, Monty, Sportscow, BGB, you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I am flattered/terrified to be in such august company
(delete as applicable)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Two southerners and two northerners.
Just goes to show we're all the same when you get right down to the nub of the matter.

Edit - I also bet an English shiny new pound coin that the top four will still be the top four in a few months time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
And a midlander in fifth for the sake of balance
I assume you'd happily shag any of your fellow top five
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Darth, you are such a tart.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Guilty

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You would

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I don't even know what Jeff looks like
I have some standards, you know. The rest of you would get it though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
If he is on the pull he normally wears his poodle outfit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

outfit +skirt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I would.
They're all a bit tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Me in an Albert Fish type way
nomnom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Of course Monty would go first.
The rest of you get sloppy seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to be custard cousins with Monty, come to think of it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
you'd rather it was firsthand?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Only if I get to be the man

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Hang about
The rest of us get sloppy SECONDS. Not thirds or fourths. BGB wants us all to have a go TOGETHER!!!

I am shocked and appalled.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
lololol you spelled "super excited" as "shocked and appalled"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Haha
I like this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
INTERNET VALIDATION
*Hulks out*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
THIS^
*pulls weird face trying to get guns*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
53 posts a day on average

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
That doesn't even seem a lot now I think about it
I feel slightly dirty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I'm not sure what's more sad, posting more on here than other people
or collating people's post counts then tallying them two weeks later and making a chart out of it. Unless you've got someone doing clever internet jiggery-pokery to grab all the data automatically, which would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
+ sad

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I mentioned that to wooks
But I have decided that doing pointless charts is less sad that doing work
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
I like it, I'd be much further up the list if I'd have had internet access at work for the past fortnight.
How was the birthday you spastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
good thanks
Drank too much and did not much else
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I got back
and your present wasn't in my pidge yet, so it was just as well I went straight to London
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I really must try harder to post more, and thus be more sad.
My boss is in Sierra Leone in a couple of weeks so I should be able to skive big time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Great, I don't even get invited to the sad chart :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
They should call it the STEALING FROM YOUR WORKPLACE chart, or something, 'cus we're all stealing time from our workplaces.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I didn't know you worked Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Yup, I do things on the internet for money.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
But the girls you work with get paid more.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Yeah', you can thank the Spice Girls for that, fucking bitches making women think they're equals.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I'm not.
I don't go on b3ta at work. I'm stealing my own damn time at the moment. That's probably worse.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Once again I haven't even made the list
I'm still not sure whether this is a good or bad thing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Maybe your so sad you're way off the chart.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Well, I'm certainly sufficiently sad
that I'm going to point out that the "your" in the above should in fact be "you're."


...yeah, the right chart hasn't even been designed to express how sad I am...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Bugger! I missed that one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I was contemplating suggesting something about a new chart designed to reflect grammar pedantry to cheer you up
But thought I'd leave it so as not to appear bitter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
You'll be on the next one
Along with Rory.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Oh, I'm not complaining
I just noticed I wasn't on either of them, but I assumed that was because my average has probably been pretty low over the last few weeks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
No it was because I forgot you existed.
They were happier times
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
It's a good thing
trust me.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
thank fuck for that
I've fallen from the top spot
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
As someone who (apparently) spends an awful lot of time on here
I was surprised you ever held it. I didn't think you were that guilty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
it was over the last couple of years
and I suspect I've been consistent whereas others will have had breaks. The two week one is more telling, as I rarely post in the evenings and at weekends.

my post total was just under yours in this latest reckoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I really wish I could see this chart
I bet it's PRETTY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Your bit of it is pink :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I am Jack's complete lack of suprise
Wait - hot pink or soft pink? I CANNOT wear soft pink. Does nothing for me, not with my skin tone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
19th, not bad at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
You weren't saying that when Hodgson was in charge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
footballlols

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
'A poorly made badger' indeed.

Question: what about people who are so sad they make graphs about peoples' postings on an internet forum? What about them, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
What about people who don't read threads? :P

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
People with jobs, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
One step ahead of you chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Always the way.
It's because you're so 'light on your feet'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Look, if you want to call me fat, just go right ahead.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Piss, no wonder I've got nothing done this week...
really we need some kind of % of quality posts V total posts posted, posted here on the posting board
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
So basically a graph stating who has the highest lols-to-posts ratio?
You think that's going to work out well for you, then?

Let me break it down for you; WGW, Monty, Labs, Noel and Gonz will be at the top and the rest of us will be left licking our wounds.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
*feels validated*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Pah
validated kids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
+ should be put down the mines to work

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
There's a "my trousers" strikethrough here somewhere

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
makes a change from feeling violated after an exchange with DF

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Cheer up sweetheart
I think you're fucking funny. Only four people have managed an 8/10 so far, and I can't remember who one of them is. Feel priveliged, or something.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
By priviliged do you mean
"my hot salty man fat slopping down your throat and over your chin?"

I would at least win worst speller - after Gonz, dammit!

EDIT: and fanks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
No

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
We've got the makings of the introduction to an r'n'b song here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Needs more autotuned bitches

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
We can audition for those

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
balls to that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Haha feeling hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
no...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
close to the truth I think

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Check out my amazing, borderline psychic reading of /OT
I got no help at all from the popular page
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I agree with maybe 2 and a half

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
You are Charlie Sheen
AICM front-row seat for your impending meltdown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
*throws rocks of crack from meldown stage in pantomine sweetie fashion*

WINNING
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
ER. HELLO?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Waves...














...penis
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
and this is why
you're not on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I totally back up your right wing rants against the evil labour Al and this is the thanks I get
i feel a flounce coming on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
be fair
neither of us are on the list. We should stand solidly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
*huddles in the corner weeping with Amberl*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Hi!
I'm just calling it as I see it. The names mentioned are those people who most regularly make me laugh per post. Sporty makes me piss myself on a regular basis but he posts much more than Noel, for example.

Hang on, why am I bothering to justify myself? Answers on a postcard (more personal than an email, apparently)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
WooP!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Ta for the validation,
and I'd just like to say that that's a smashing blouse you have on.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)
It is. It really is.
Well earned (the validation, not my blouse)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Speaking of sad
I've just explained to my colleague for the THIRD time how to make a zip file embedded in a word document show the winzip icon.

That's the third time in TWO DAYS. Someone suggested that while she's a 40-something mother of two these days, she was clearly a massive stoner in her youth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I feel slightly elated that I've moved up the rankings
further away from that chap who just talks about breasts all the time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
You may wish to narrow it down
just a touch
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Don't be mean to TGB after all her hard work with this chart
Bringing up old memes is most unkind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
If he had any breasts he'd be a good person to be next to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
+on the tube
You fucking pervert
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I hearby Christen this the 'People unlikely to get a promotion at work chart'.
Note, I am super successful, drive a very attractive GF and hardly ever post.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I'm not happy about being in a wookie - LIC sandwich
but fuck it I'm not as sad as Jeff or Monts!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

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