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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The most repulsive thing I can think of right now
Fat women in leggings. Particularly when you can see VPL and cellulite through the fabric. PARTICULARLY when the leggings are white. The worst.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*vomits copiously*
I saw a girl just like that at dance practice on Sunday. She's studying to become a lawyer. I despair of the future of our legal profession.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Surely reading Swipeys posts are enough to do that?
seeing a fat lawyer in leggings just makes you despair of some peoples fashion sense.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Swipey's posts make me despair of the PRESENT of our legal profession
I suppose, on reflection, that it is harsh to assume the country's going to the dogs just because one law student is hideously unaware of what constitutes a good look for her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
But equally it would be harsh to assume that just because
someone is a TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM NORWICH that he's a cunt NAMED MARTIN who likes taking mens cocks in his mouth.

But we still do.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Dead meme which was only funny when Gonz did it is dead and was only funny when Gonz did it anyway

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
No, it's still funny calling you a bummer.








you bummer
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
That meme's never going away. I accept this
I suppose you want a mark, don't you... 7/10. Cumulative.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
HUR HUR YOU SAID CUM-ULATIVE
You bummer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
But still true.
You shouldn't judge someone's intelligence by the way they dress. For all you know she could be a fantastic lawyer. Judge her dress sense by all means, but not her intelligence.
Stop being so shallow and pathetic.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
You're amazing -snuggles-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Cheers babe

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Are you in your final year at the moment?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Second. Why?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Just wondering why you were doing a dissertation already

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
It's a fake dissertation.
More of a literature review, I don't know why the tutors call it a dissertation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
THIS THIS THIS
Especially when they just wear a long t-shirt over the top and there's arse flab everywhere.

I'm pretty skinny, and I think I only just get away with white leggings. They're risky business.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
It was only last year I braved white jeans
and then only with a long top over them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Women that cycle in normal tights
I always don't know whether or not to tell them I can pretty tell the brand of pants they are wearing.

They make cycle tights for a reason!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Tights are even worse! I didn't realise that was a thing.
And surely with cycling there's a massive risk of splittage. I can't have a fag without creating some ladder/hole situation in tights.
You should definitely embarrass them next time. The more publicly the better.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Isn't that like going to Tescos in your pj's

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
The other day I saw a spherical lass in jeggings and a sporty crop top thing
The muffin top was of epic proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Fat girls in crop tops?
O_o

I have to say I've not worn a crop top. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I'VE never worn a crop top in public.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Only around the pole.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Yep
And even then it's usually a rolled up tank top
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
No one should.
Actually I used to wear long bra tops with high-waisted skirts, which I think can be a good look but ONLY if you have the right balanced boob size (which I do not anymore). It kind of just looks like a pretty dress. And importantly, no stomach!
I'm such a style nazi.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
They look great on gay male hairdressers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I think it's a power look and one you should do more often
I in turn promise to get back into the swing of pretty floral dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Rockabilly swing dresses look awesome on girls
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Lampers would totally rock them.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I'm having to stop myself from buying a Vivien of Holloway dress in the sale.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
LINK PLS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Already have one in red satin
www.vivienofholloway.com/en/category/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/

Will try and find a pic of me in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
ZOMG
Doooo itttttt
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I'm so so so tempted :(
But I have le no money.

Would go for www.vivienofholloway.com/en/category/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/957/ but thye don't have it in my size- there's a similar one in a size I could conceivably slim into but yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Totally bookmarking this site.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
The blue and gold dragon sarong is hotstuff too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Ilike the halter neck tops, but there's none I like in my size :(
I don't have the figure for swing dresses, the tight ones look better on me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
They're all so pretty
sadly I can't wear swing dresses. What looks cool, hip and intentional on other people, looks like I've raided a granny's wardrobe on me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I'm glad about this
as I have a few. I don't have one of those big net skirty things though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
God I love that look.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I'm glad that the rocker/psychobilly look has come back in over the last few years
Just hope that Pin Up Girl fashion becomes a little more prevalent now.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Were I to go for tattoos
I think I'd be quite tempted by those 50s horror/drag racer type designs. Lots of skulls etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)
They're definitely 'in' right now
And I've seen some amazing pieces, but it's not for me.
As for horror, you could get a tattoo of Ol' Murder Eyes reaching out to touch you...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
That's waaay to much horror for my old ticker to cope with.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Every time I close my eyes I see him closing in to kiss my neck
I've had fourteen showers and still feel dirty. Counseling has been booked.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
*voms*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I feel really creeped out just reading it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I shuddered.
I could feel it happening all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Better do your homework, eat your greens and pray each night
Or Ol' Murder Eyes will come for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I'm going to the library at 4pm and I had salad for dinner last night.
I don't pray though.
I can see a hat in the distance.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
The Murdering Hat!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I'm going to start shitting my daughter up with this very tale.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
it'll give her nightmares for weeks
'and then I had a sip and felt all sleepy'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
"and then I felt the bristles
Like the embrace of a thousand hedgehogs who have no concept of personal space"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Dude I am slightly freaking out now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)
You're going to end up scrubbing your skin off with bleach and wire wool
and sobbing in the shower before the week is through.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I'd also consider a whole-back tattoo
of the cover of Axis: Bold as Love by Jimi Hendrix, but
a) it'd cost a shitload
b) it'd fucking hurt
c) 'music' tattoos are a bit bent, non?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Music tattoos aren't bent, no
A) and B) are correct though. Still, I reckon it'd look pretty damn sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Could you think of someone who'd do a good job of it?
And how much would you think it might be $$$-wise?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
There are a couple in London
Either at In2U or The Family Business.
A very rough guess at pricing would be a grand plus, easy. Some artists charge per piece, some per hour (some are fast, some are slow). Say maybe a couple of sessions for the linework, then four more for colour and shading at the very least.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Hmmmm.
I am actually tempted by this, given your encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Check out the sites for those two studios
See if any of their artists have work you like, and maybe go speak to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
You'll regret it young man
when you grow out of that music
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
*googles*
That would be fucking fantastic as a tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Rockabilly music and fashion is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
It looked like a sports bra top thing
She wasn't as fat as that woman in Love It (the 50 stone one with the skipgunt) though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
AND SHE WAS WEARING LEGGINGS TOO.
I'm totally seeing red at the thought of it.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
AAARGH SIX TITS ARGH

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
There was a woman in a trashy mag who was proud of being 50 stone
She had a skipgunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Erm, link?
I'm probably going to regret this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
It was an article in a magazine
Don't have a link to it, and I don't really want to go searching for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Faaaaaaaaaair enough

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Fuck dude
NSFW maybe?!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

What a hambeast
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
All fat people
should be forced to wear a four person dome tent as a poncho. Especially when exercising.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Is that what you wore
when you went for your run this morning, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Hammer Time

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
White leggings?
WHY? White tights are cute because of the whole schoolgirl thing. White leggings? I actually don't like leggings that much. And I own a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I always spill stuff on mine.
I once got raspberry jam on the thighs before I'd even left the house and didn't have time to change :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Pfft, silly mare.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Not a good look.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Was there not a spare jam rag to hand?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Smooth dude

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Meh, first thought that came to mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
You're disgusting.
Please refrain from replying to me in future. Ta.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Office lol
(had to pretend I was laughing at the budget)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Great, now you've made me imagine George Osborne delivering the budget in the style of a silent slapstick comedy
with Cameron playing the piano in the same manner as Terry Jones in that Monty Python 'Blackmail' sketch.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
He MADE you imagine that?
No, I think that's all you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

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