The other day I saw a spherical lass in jeggings and a sporty crop top thing
The muffin top was of epic proportions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fat girls in crop tops?
O_o

I have to say I've not worn a crop top. Ever.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I'VE never worn a crop top in public.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Only around the pole.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Yep
And even then it's usually a rolled up tank top
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

No one should.
Actually I used to wear long bra tops with high-waisted skirts, which I think can be a good look but ONLY if you have the right balanced boob size (which I do not anymore). It kind of just looks like a pretty dress. And importantly, no stomach!
I'm such a style nazi.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

They look great on gay male hairdressers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I think it's a power look and one you should do more often
I in turn promise to get back into the swing of pretty floral dresses.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Rockabilly swing dresses look awesome on girls
FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Lampers would totally rock them.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I'm having to stop myself from buying a Vivien of Holloway dress in the sale.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

LINK PLS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Already have one in red satin
www.vivienofholloway.com/en/category/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/

Will try and find a pic of me in it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

ZOMG
Doooo itttttt
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I'm so so so tempted :(
But I have le no money.

Would go for www.vivienofholloway.com/en/category/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/957/ but thye don't have it in my size- there's a similar one in a size I could conceivably slim into but yeah.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Totally bookmarking this site.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

The blue and gold dragon sarong is hotstuff too.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Ilike the halter neck tops, but there's none I like in my size :(
I don't have the figure for swing dresses, the tight ones look better on me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

They're all so pretty
sadly I can't wear swing dresses. What looks cool, hip and intentional on other people, looks like I've raided a granny's wardrobe on me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'm glad about this
as I have a few. I don't have one of those big net skirty things though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

God I love that look.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I'm glad that the rocker/psychobilly look has come back in over the last few years
Just hope that Pin Up Girl fashion becomes a little more prevalent now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Were I to go for tattoos
I think I'd be quite tempted by those 50s horror/drag racer type designs. Lots of skulls etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

They're definitely 'in' right now
And I've seen some amazing pieces, but it's not for me.
As for horror, you could get a tattoo of Ol' Murder Eyes reaching out to touch you...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

That's waaay to much horror for my old ticker to cope with.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Every time I close my eyes I see him closing in to kiss my neck
I've had fourteen showers and still feel dirty. Counseling has been booked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

*voms*

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I feel really creeped out just reading it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I shuddered.
I could feel it happening all over again.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Better do your homework, eat your greens and pray each night
Or Ol' Murder Eyes will come for you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'm going to the library at 4pm and I had salad for dinner last night.
I don't pray though.
I can see a hat in the distance.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

The Murdering Hat!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm going to start shitting my daughter up with this very tale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

it'll give her nightmares for weeks
'and then I had a sip and felt all sleepy'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

"and then I felt the bristles
Like the embrace of a thousand hedgehogs who have no concept of personal space"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Dude I am slightly freaking out now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You're going to end up scrubbing your skin off with bleach and wire wool
and sobbing in the shower before the week is through.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I'd also consider a whole-back tattoo
of the cover of Axis: Bold as Love by Jimi Hendrix, but
a) it'd cost a shitload
b) it'd fucking hurt
c) 'music' tattoos are a bit bent, non?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Music tattoos aren't bent, no
A) and B) are correct though. Still, I reckon it'd look pretty damn sweet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Could you think of someone who'd do a good job of it?
And how much would you think it might be $$$-wise?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

There are a couple in London
Either at In2U or The Family Business.
A very rough guess at pricing would be a grand plus, easy. Some artists charge per piece, some per hour (some are fast, some are slow). Say maybe a couple of sessions for the linework, then four more for colour and shading at the very least.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Hmmmm.
I am actually tempted by this, given your encouragement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Check out the sites for those two studios
See if any of their artists have work you like, and maybe go speak to them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You'll regret it young man
when you grow out of that music
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

*googles*
That would be fucking fantastic as a tattoo.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Rockabilly music and fashion is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It looked like a sports bra top thing
She wasn't as fat as that woman in Love It (the 50 stone one with the skipgunt) though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

AND SHE WAS WEARING LEGGINGS TOO.
I'm totally seeing red at the thought of it.
(Charmander, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

AAARGH SIX TITS ARGH

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

There was a woman in a trashy mag who was proud of being 50 stone
She had a skipgunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Erm, link?
I'm probably going to regret this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It was an article in a magazine
Don't have a link to it, and I don't really want to go searching for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Faaaaaaaaaair enough

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Fuck dude
NSFW maybe?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

What a hambeast
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

All fat people
should be forced to wear a four person dome tent as a poncho. Especially when exercising.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Is that what you wore
when you went for your run this morning, then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Hammer Time

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)