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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pineapple juice can fuck the fuck off.I actually am ill at the moment though :(
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:40, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I must have missed this 'rolling on the floor' thingPlease explain Mr al sir.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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It's not actually that funnybut Rory Lyon lost his temper when BA pointed out his argument didn't hold water and told her to go and roll around on the floor.
The response was sufficiently amusing to warrant it's own mini meme.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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Haha!Such a great comeback, and by 'great' I mean shit.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:49,
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That's putting a spin on itthat even NICK CLEGG would baulk at. He actually said he hoped she'd get kicked in the cunt by a police horse which made me lol pretty hard.
I lolled.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:50,
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That was a seperate comment to the rolling around on the floor, though it was also amusing.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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All that rolling must have upset your stomachPineapples generally can fuck off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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I fucking hate pineapple juicemakes my tongue feel funny. Like eating Kiwi fruit. Eugh.
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see also grapefruit juiceleaves a taste of sick in the mouth.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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Did you break your shinsrunning into a barbecue during a live-action roll playing session?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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It's a pop at me(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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It was a desperate attempt to shoehorn the word 'roll' into a reply.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I figured that was deliberateTherefore I didn't correct you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:12,
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Basically Labs shattered his leg in an apparently hilarious mannerA barbeque was involved.
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Morning darlingSorry to hear that. Hope you're well enough to enjoy your weekend with BB
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Morning chick.I'll be fine, It's just a cold. I don't think anything could stop me having fun this weekend.
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I suspected as muchIf you give him the cold and he spreads it around Brighton (the ill, not his willy, obv) the country's bumming average will drop exponentially. You have a responsibility to the Daily Mail to ensure this happens.
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Then my cunning plan is foiled. Fucking antibodies.My thigh muscles ache like fuck today after yesterday's run, but otherwise am feeling surprisingly positive thank you :-)
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Ballroom lesson midday SaturdayGigantic birthday piss-up that evening. In between I think Ms Foxtrot wants to sort out our veg patch. A mix of the fun, gay and distinctly middle-aged, then. I'm so cool
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I'm sorry to hear that darling.I'll be overthrowing the government then having sexehtiemz. I may also get drunk.
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I'm actually quite looking forward to it, if the weather holds it'll be very pleasant in a middle-aged sort of wayI reckon I can match you for sexytime and booze. Overthrowing the government, less so. Unless I name each of the weeds in our veg patch after a member of the cabinet. That might be fun.
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Nowadays I'm reliant on the "you're as old as the woman you feel" maximHence my desperate, grasping attempts to fuck you
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