I'd like Vipros' self-confidence
Monty's underworld contacts
Amberl's intelligence
Lab's tattoo
and AA's unnerring ability to take enormous amounts of abuse without seeming to give a single solitary shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+ everyone's cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Tut
5/10. Let us never speak of it again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

*bows head in shame*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's like water off a duck's back, bless him.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

water jizz
a duck's Darth's
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

7/10
Quite good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I hope you're keeping a tally of these marks so we can have an overall winner at the end of the year.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I'm going for the holy grail of a 10/10
I have one 9/10 so far
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'll spare you the suspense, it's me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Pride comes before a fall Monty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Repeatedly teasing someone for being a bender
is not something I have any pride in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'll bite:
why do you do it then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

He's addicted.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

ted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Light-hearted amusement for myself and hopefully others.
It's not my 'War and Peace'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I'm very pleased to be of use to you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I like to be used too.
We have so much in common!
The love of hair...ties...cocks in our arses...
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*pulls collar like a flustered vicar*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

ollar horister
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

hor f
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

cfrister?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I was strikethroughing the strikethrough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

still doesn't make sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

FISTER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

yeah
so "pulls fister like a flustered vicar"

doesn't make sense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I was calling Monty a fister
*gives up*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I've never seen a vicar.
I read that as "pops collar" and thought, wow vicars are pretty pimp
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

*buys ticket to New Jersey*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

ticket to album of
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Actually in his case
Pride Enormous drug ingestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

drug cock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Simple but effective
*clicks after officelol*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Am I fuck
I can tell you now that the winner will almost certainly be Sportscow or Monty, as they're the only ones to crack 9/10 more than once. Apart from the above Sporty is generally very consistent whereas Monty cracks off the occasional really lazy one which lowers his average. NakedApe could yet come into play if he raises his game. Flashes of genius, that boy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

of genius on Wimbledon Common
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

For another 50 pence I'll get hard for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

50p an inch is it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

£1 actually so there...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I feel totally zinged now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

What's the prize Darth?
Is it a photo of the ring around Uranus?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You're all enjoying the "prize" as we speak
Better gay insults for B3ta. The standard has risen since I started marking them. You may also have noticed a distinct reduction in the number of times I've dropped the flounce-bomb following a gay jibe recently, since I decided it would be churlish of me to take any such insecurities on others' parts seriously.

Alt answer for lols: a PONY!!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Woop!
Cheval and chips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Good list, apart from the last one
Can't you tell he comfort eats?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I wouldn't eat too much if he can't shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

and rushes to the toilets for his lunchtime cry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

cry Lord's prayer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

HE'S A BOGWANKER !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

THAT'S THE JO.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I seem to only be able to read that in a Cornish voice.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

He's a Baaarrrrrrgwenkaaaa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

He lives in Macclesfield, doesn't he?
I've been to Macc, if I lived there I'd comfort eat too. I'm not sure they even know what salad is, they probably think it's some kind of rare species of bird that never moves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

They are raised to believe that salad is the fruit of the chip plant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I really should shut up though:
I've eaten FOUR Crunchies today. I don't even like sweet food all that much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You'll be up all night now on a suger rush.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Hahahah I really won't, tonight.
Not after last night *shudders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Crunchie OD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm imagining you eating them huddled over, alert for the sound of someone coming in to your office and catching you
and then hurriedly hiding the wrapped inside a wrap of drugs before putting it in your bin in case you cleaners spots it when she empties the bin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

huddled over, alert for the sound of someone coming in to your office and catching you
and then hurriedly hiding the wrapped inside a wrap of drugs before putting it in your bin in case you cleaners spots it when she empties the bin. and weeping with jealousy because all I've eaten today is three bowls of Frosties, two bacon nommiches, a 'serves 4' pie, three munchy boxes and a family-sized Galaxy bar.

I'm off to lunch in a minute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You fat cunt, if Al ate AA that would be you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)