what the hell is motorboating?
i always wonder this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woohoo!
You're in for a treat at the London bash. *Gazzes Badger*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Guy sticks his head in booby cleavage
and blows a raspberry while shaking his head from side to side.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It's when you put your face in the cleavage of a buxom lady
and wiggle your face left and right while letting your lips go all floppy so you make a noise something akin to a motorboat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

next question for you all
WHY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Face in boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

boys like boobs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Why not?

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Because they're boobs.
We like having our face in boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

My choice of hair style prohibits motorboating
I have to get the angle just right, or I'll have their eye out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

haha!
You're too much of a wuss to do it anyway.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ahem!
wuss gentleman
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Oh my GOD
I have just thought of an epic motorboating technique that involves hanging upside down above them, and lowering my head down into their cleavage.
I now have a goal in life, to achieve a successful Spiderman Motorboat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ideally one could simply drop down from the ceiling of a nightclub,
perform said move on an unsuspecting woman and then whoosh back up into the rafters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

In my mind this is exactly how it'll happen

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
*goes to climbing shop*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Get Bungee cord
for the whooshing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

*shakes head sadly, not unlike I was doing slow-mo motorboating*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

We all know you're going to try this so don't pretend otherwise.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Try it? I'm a fucking expert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Boobs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)