it's Al's birthday, so let's all sing him a song
Hail to the busshitter busshitter bussshitter, hail to the busshitter busshitter man. He skids on the grass and dogs sniff his arse. Hail to the busshitter bussshitter man.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:06, 30 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I appear to have missed a story here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Didn't you post this on DiT's FB?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

The cross posting whore.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Dit's a buswanker, Al's a busshitter

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

So who's the buspisser then?
London buses always smell of wee.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I think they pipe in teh smell for the tourists.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Fecking hell!
I've just figured out who you are.

*waves*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

waves

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Olga, I'm still too sick to go to that thing
*sickface*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

SADFACE!
Is your fiancee still coming then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

No because he's still crook but not as sick as me but I've already got my train ticket
so he has to pick me up and mind me.
I caught it off him. Cos he put his penis in all the mugs in my flat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Well, I hope you feel better soon
Don't go letting him waggle his cock around everywhere in future. Oh and apologise to your friend who thought I was disgusting on facebook.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Haha she's rum, she probably didn;t think you were disgusting at all.
My aunty Debbie on the other hand...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Your Aunt Debbie is a dirty minx
she just keeps that nice exterior for you, but the other week round at mine she was dancing on the table with her drawers off and all sorts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)

It's the wine, Al.
She's fine when she's not on the wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Aw don't put yourself down, he's fooled the best of us.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)

today is his birthday?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

No, tomorrow is my birthday

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

WELL Facebook doesn't say when your birthday is.
So if I don't get to tell you tomorrow, because I'll be too busy thinking about myself, HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)

WOOO YEAH!
I don't publicise my birthday on facebook as it's none of facebooks business.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

how are you supposed to have eight thousand people tell you happy birthday if you don't publish it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)

^this.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

That's why I tell all you people on here
and then the other people I know on facebook actually know my birthday because I invited them to my party.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

long time no see

(CheatingRabbit, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I just thread stomped you thinking you were bobby. now I fear for my life.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I have thought you were PJM all day
I'm still too sick.
I did one of those fall asleeps where you don;t want to and you have nightmares and you wake up shaking and can smell food you didn't cook.
Just before.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Are you off work?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

No, I did it at me desk!
Nah I'm off. I shouldn't have gone to the quiz last night but two of my gaffers were there, and we won stuff and that.
I am still in my jarms.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Alright BGO.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)